All Sarah Silverman Quotes
- Earlier in my career, I was really tight, really together, and knew who I was and I was confident. I kind of feel in between… Career
- Everyone self-Googles. And, I have, of course, the Google alert. Alert
- Growing up, I always loved Disney movies, but the first movie I remember seeing is 'Sleepers,' so I wasn't really taken to children's movies. Always Loved
- I do love the idea of ritual. Idea
- I don't really care for, like, fat jokes about women, specifically. Care
- I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games. All
- I had a lot of depression as a kid. Depression
- I just think of myself as a comedian, really. Comedian
- I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing. Affleck
- I love making videos on my couch. You can put those on the Internet fast. I can express myself. Couch
- I started out in clubs, and I've always liked clubs. I like theaters because people are there for the show. Always Liked
- I still have highs and lows, maybe I don't cry salty tears as much. Cry
- If I have kids, I'll adopt. Adopt
- Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use humour. It is… Any
- Smells definitely do have a crazy impact on me. Crazy
- When I came out to L. A., I got a part in an episode of 'Star Trek: Voyager,' and I hired an acting coach. Acting
- You're supposed to have friends you can tell anything to. Friends
- I think I've been called edgy - but in all honesty, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always the idiot. Unless… Account
- I think maybe I became funny because as a kid, I was a Jew in a town of no Jews, and being funny just instinctively… Became
- Unvisited tombstones, unread diaries, and erased video game high-score rankings are three of the most potent symbols of mankind's pathetic and fruitless attempts at immortality. Attempts
- I tend to be more arrogant on stage. Far more ignorant. I sometimes say what I think and sometimes say the opposite of what I… Absolute
- As a kid, I was terrified. I was a bed wetter, and I had to go to sleepaway camp every summer, which was humiliating and… Bed
- I definitely think that prescription drugs, like antidepressants, are prescribed so cavalierly, anyone can get anything, but I need it. I do think that it… Antidepressants
- I never defend my material. Comedy is subjective. Comedy
- The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17. First Time