All Sarah Silverman Quotes
- Dear America, when you tell gay Americans that they can't serve their country openly or marry the person that they love, you're telling that to… All
- I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them. Afraid
- Take lots of time for yourself, discovering yourself-pursue not only a profession but other life passions, I always make time to rock climb or hike… Always Believe
- And we're just all made of molecules and we're hurtling through space right now. All
- Drew Friedman isn't just a brilliant artist. He takes you to a place. He takes you back in time. He makes you smell the stale… Artist
- I learned that people in wheelchairs are allowed to have marathons … which, to me, seems like cheating, but what are you gonna say? Allowed
- I buy water at the liquor store across the street from where I live. So I'm walking into the door, and standing, loitering, outside the… Across
- Also, I learned whether you are gay, bisexual, it doesn't matter, you know … because, at the end of the day, they're both gross. But… Beyond
- This is AIDS. AIDS is as real as an egg. Aids
- People are always introducing me as Sarah Silverman, Jewish comedienne. I hate that! I wish people would see me for who I really am —… Always Introducing
- If we can send a person to the moon, we can send someone with AIDS to the moon, and then someday we can send everybody… Aids
- I'll be back. I'll be black. I'll be white black. Black
- The sun shines directly on this great country, and it can be harvested, it's not owned by anybody. It's something the Jews and the Palestinians… Anybody
- In the big picture, life has a gap in it. It just does. You don't go crazy trying to fill it. Big
- If my Catholic boyfriend and I ever have a kid, we'll just be honest with it. We'll say that Mommy is one of God's chosen… Believe
- I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at… All
- I'd love to do drama if it was interesting. Drama
- I never want to be in a position where I have to defend my material. It's too subjective. It's for other people to defend or… Defend
- Everyone's got their own velocity, and there's no real time frame with comedy. Comedy
- Like I said about Seinfeld and Chris Rock, they're a great combination of brilliance and hard work. [But] there are people who are brilliant and… Brilliance
- I'm personally not into a guy who wears pedal pushers and a necklace. Guy
- If I were somebody else looking at my character, I'd be like, "She's beautiful." I'm practicing. I'm not succeeding. Beautiful
- The female nudity in movies is always sexualized. Female
- You want to make people laugh and by virtue of that please them, but when you're instructed to make people laugh and please them, you're… Instructed
- As a kid, I was terrified. I was a bed wetter and I had to go to sleepaway camp every summer, which was humiliating and… Acting