All Ron White Quotes
- I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game. Bad
- There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go… Actually Go
- I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that's all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my… All
- I've never been one to look up the ladder. I've always looked down the ladder. As long as there's one guy down there, I'm fine. Always Looked
- There have been times in my life that I've had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and… Amok
- I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of… Cigar
- Everybody I know is a joke writer. Everybody
- I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. Believe
- The hardest that I've laughed at a movie was probably Team America. I laughed 'til I thought I was just gonna throw up. I almost… America
- You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out. Album
- I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you're a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level. Believe
- I don't do any corporate work. Any
- I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child. Child
- My goal is just to become a better comedian. Better
- When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range. Dad
- The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can't even spell. I… Another Learning
- But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get… Anything Else
- I don't have a specific plan except for as long as people want to listen to me talk, I'm going to keep talking. I can't… Except
- I really understood a lot more about comedy after listening to Bill Hicks, who died at 32 years old. He's probably the best comedian who… Best
- I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I… Advertising