Robert Benchley Quotes
- The free-lance writer is the person who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.
- There are two kinds of people in this world - those who divide everything into two and those who don't
- Behind every argument is someone's ignorance. Behind every argument is someone's ignorance.
- Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that a child cannot do much harm…
- It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent of wwriting, but I couldn't give up, because by the time, I was too…
- Next we come to the bronchial buster, or the man (it is usually a man) who, being in the throes of a terrific throat and…
- The child had his mother's eyes, his mother's nose, and his mother's mouth. Which leaves his mother with a pretty blank expression.