All Ray Romano Quotes
- After 'Raymond,' there was this big feeling of, 'What do I do next?' Big
- I do still get intimidated by certain things. Certain
- I do what I do because I love it. Funny
- I don't think men talk as much as women, but when we have something on our minds we'll get it out. Inspirational
- I don't want to be a spokesman for family values, but that's the way my standup is perceived. Family
- I feel like this is a dream - and I apologize for how I dressed some of you. Apologize
- I just don't want to play the same guy again over and over. Guy
- I like doing film, you know, single-camera. Camera
- I lived at home till I was 29. Funny
- I love standup and I haven't given it up. Funny
- I married a saint - well, a saint who curses. Curse
- I still feel like an immature idiot inside, but I look in the mirror and - as a friend of mine once said- this old… Feel
- I still got my hair, I'm not fat. Fat
- I want to do well and I want to fit in. Fit
- I was wracked with insecurity. Funny
- I would get my student loans, get money, register and never really go. It was a system I thought would somehow pan out. Get Money
- The only thing I miss from the sitcom format is that immediate gratification of when you're, if we're talking about comedy, of the live audience. Audience
- Well, I'm a 14 handicap. Anyone who golfs knows what that means. Anyone
- The first time I played golf was in Flushing Meadows, Queens, when I was about 16 or 17. They had an 18-hole pitch-and-putt. My buddies… Buddies
- The successful golfers - they're like astronauts or pilots. They have that demeanor that they can focus and stay within that one moment and nothing… Astronaut
- Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up. Broken
- Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are… Born
- It seems to be a common denominator with a lot of comics, this low self-esteem thing. Comics
- I live in L.A. Now. Live
- I still do standup. Standup