"Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest……" — Ray Romano
"Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born and they start using sleep deprivation to break you."
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55 Quotes by Ray Romano
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My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.
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Every parent knows that for a kid, the car is chloroform..
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For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two.
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When you wake up one day and say, "You know what? I don't think I ever need to sleep or…
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If golf wasn't enjoyable and there wasn't a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating,…
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