"I married a saint - well, a saint…" — Ray Romano

"I married a saint - well, a saint who curses."

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55 Quotes by Ray Romano

Ray Romano has 55 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.
Every parent knows that for a kid, the car is chloroform..
I wasn't really that informed about the two-year-old. Oh, I'd read about them, and occasionally I'd see documentaries on the…
Parents, just keep in mind that kids will always round off to the nearest obscenity..
For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two.
If I'm really considering doing film from now on then that is the smart thing to do, or you can…
I'd rather be in Las Vegas 104 degrees than New York 90 degrees, you know why? Legalized prostitution. In any…
When you wake up one day and say, "You know what? I don't think I ever need to sleep or…
If golf wasn't enjoyable and there wasn't a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating,…
Right after 'Raymond' I had a world-is-my-oyster attitude, but I found out I don't like oysters. I had this existential…
That's when you know you're a true married couple: when you have to apologize for what you did in her…
People are going to see both of us and think it's an Abbott and Costello kind of thing. It's not…

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More Curse Quotes

This quote is filed under Curse Quotes, one of 924 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

Economic growth may one day turn out to be a curse rather than a good, and under no conditions can… — Hannah Arendt
I think I hate cynicism more than anything else. It's the curse of our age, and I want to avoid… — Paul Auster
I am convinced in my heart and in my mind that if the United States fails to stand with Israel,… — Michele Bachmann
Many a man curses the rain that falls upon his head, and knows not that it brings abundance to drive… — Saint Basil
Is there not some chosen curse, some hidden thunder in the stores of heaven, red with uncommon wrath, to blast… — Joseph Addison
With pride, there are many curses. With humility, there come many blessings. — Ezra Taft Benson
God loves us; the devil hates us. God wants us to have a fulness of joy as He has. The… — Ezra Taft Benson
I believe we shall come to care about people less and less. The more people one knows the easier it… — Ambrose Bierce
I loved her. I still love her, though I curse her in my sleep, so nearly one are love and… — Edgar Rice Burroughs
Black magic operates most effectively in preconscious, marginal areas. Casual curses are the most effective. — William S. Burroughs
Some comics really thrive on being disrespectful, especially toward women, and it's somehow understood as edgy, but I'm the opposite.… — Bryan Callen
I would as soon leave my son a curse as the almighty dollar. — Andrew Carnegie

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