"I still do standup." — Ray Romano

I still do standup. - Ray Romano

"I still do standup."

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55 Quotes by Ray Romano

Ray Romano has 55 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.
Every parent knows that for a kid, the car is chloroform..
I wasn't really that informed about the two-year-old. Oh, I'd read about them, and occasionally I'd see documentaries on the…
Parents, just keep in mind that kids will always round off to the nearest obscenity..
For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two.
If I'm really considering doing film from now on then that is the smart thing to do, or you can…
I'd rather be in Las Vegas 104 degrees than New York 90 degrees, you know why? Legalized prostitution. In any…
When you wake up one day and say, "You know what? I don't think I ever need to sleep or…
If golf wasn't enjoyable and there wasn't a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating,…
Right after 'Raymond' I had a world-is-my-oyster attitude, but I found out I don't like oysters. I had this existential…
That's when you know you're a true married couple: when you have to apologize for what you did in her…
People are going to see both of us and think it's an Abbott and Costello kind of thing. It's not…

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I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to… — Todd Barry
As a standup comedian, I've worked almost every New Year's Eve of my adult life. It's the best-paying night of… — Elayne Boosler
This is my chance to get out there and appease the fans of my music as well as show people… — Nick Cannon
I know now for a fact that improv can't hold a candle to doing standup. It's not the same buzz,… — Ron James
I've skewered whites, blacks, Hispanics, Christians, Jews, Muslims, gays, straights, rednecks, addicts, the elderly, and my wife. As a standup… — Jeff Dunham
I admire Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'Reilly a lot because I think they're standup guys. — Bernard Goldberg
The most memorable performance was my appearance in concert in Carnegie Hall. The first standup to do so. — Shelley Berman
I'm not a standup. I don't really have jokes. I don't have 10 minutes. It took a while for me… — Julia Sweeney
I'd like to go back to standup. I don't like to think I've done my last gig. At the moment… — Mackenzie Crook
If I'm a game show host, will someone buy a ticket to see me do standup? To do a dramatic… — Howie Mandel
You’ve got to believe you can be a standup before you can be a standup. You have to believe you… — Eddie Izzard
NBC anchor Brian Williams is a standup comic in disguise. — Leonard Maltin

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