"I still do standup." — Ray Romano
"I still do standup."
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55 Quotes by Ray Romano
Ray Romano has 55 quotes on this site.
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My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.
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Every parent knows that for a kid, the car is chloroform..
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I wasn't really that informed about the two-year-old. Oh, I'd read about them, and occasionally I'd see documentaries on the…
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Parents, just keep in mind that kids will always round off to the nearest obscenity..
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For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two.
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If I'm really considering doing film from now on then that is the smart thing to do, or you can…
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I'd rather be in Las Vegas 104 degrees than New York 90 degrees, you know why? Legalized prostitution. In any…
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When you wake up one day and say, "You know what? I don't think I ever need to sleep or…
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If golf wasn't enjoyable and there wasn't a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating,…
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Right after 'Raymond' I had a world-is-my-oyster attitude, but I found out I don't like oysters. I had this existential…
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That's when you know you're a true married couple: when you have to apologize for what you did in her…
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People are going to see both of us and think it's an Abbott and Costello kind of thing. It's not…
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More Standup Quotes
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I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to…
— Todd Barry
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As a standup comedian, I've worked almost every New Year's Eve of my adult life. It's the best-paying night of…
— Elayne Boosler
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This is my chance to get out there and appease the fans of my music as well as show people…
— Nick Cannon
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I know now for a fact that improv can't hold a candle to doing standup. It's not the same buzz,…
— Ron James
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I've skewered whites, blacks, Hispanics, Christians, Jews, Muslims, gays, straights, rednecks, addicts, the elderly, and my wife. As a standup…
— Jeff Dunham
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I admire Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'Reilly a lot because I think they're standup guys.
— Bernard Goldberg
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The most memorable performance was my appearance in concert in Carnegie Hall. The first standup to do so.
— Shelley Berman
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I'm not a standup. I don't really have jokes. I don't have 10 minutes. It took a while for me…
— Julia Sweeney
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I'd like to go back to standup. I don't like to think I've done my last gig. At the moment…
— Mackenzie Crook
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If I'm a game show host, will someone buy a ticket to see me do standup? To do a dramatic…
— Howie Mandel
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You’ve got to believe you can be a standup before you can be a standup. You have to believe you…
— Eddie Izzard
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NBC anchor Brian Williams is a standup comic in disguise.
— Leonard Maltin
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