All Pauly D Quotes
- Nothing like a nice herpe to ruin the party. Nice
- Whatever happens, happens.. ya know what I'm sayin'? I got the best blow-out in the country. CABS ARE HERE!!! Best
- Im in the bathroom, gettin Fresh-to-Death as I do! & I see these disgusting panties & Im like who the hells panties are these?! Bathroom
- How you supposed to get fresh in the bathroom with some dirty-ass drawers that belong to someone in this house? Ass
- Ill stay an extra hour, cuz I know we f*cked up .. just cuz she took a sh*t & he bought a vehicle. Excuse my… Bought
- I'm over here tryin' to clean my sneaks, I can't concentrate with all this fighting .. like they're talkin' about f*ckin' relationships and my sneakers… All
- I'm stressed over over Ron and Sam's relationship .. am I supposed to be stressed out over someone else's relationship?? It's not right! Out
- How the hell did I wake up & my hairs still done? Funny
- It's T-Shirt time. Shirt
- Wheres the topless part? I wanna go topless. Go
- We noticed beached whales at the beach... oh no I'm sorry, it was Angelina & her friend Gina. Angelina
- Hello, Palace of Love .... CABS ARE HERE! Cabs
- These girls, they know the deal.. the only reason why we even grabbed them is cuz theyre DTF. Cuz
- Mike could not play wingman for me. I need somebody that knows how to take one for the team, or entertain a grenade or even… Bomb
- How do you spell 'likely'? Likely
- OH YEAH LAST CHEER YEAH! Cheer
- I wanna go to the gym... I wanna go to the gym.. Go
- You dont come in on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches. Banana
- OH YEAH, WAKE UP, YEAH! Oh
- Seasides so beautiful! Look at the garbage! Beautiful
- FREE SNOOKI!!! Free
- Ra-Ra-Ra ROGER THAT! Ra Ra
- GRENADE WHISTLE! Grenade
- You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN UM!! FRIED PICKLES!! for my sister. Better
- I did not know Staten Island was an actual island until we went over the bridge Actual