Pauly D Quotes

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• Now it's not D.T.F., It's now, diapers, tantrums and formula.
• This is the biggest night of my entire life and everybody's career rides on my DJ set
• My hair didn't even move an inch and I was in and out of the water. My hair's windproof, waterproof, soccerproof, motocycleproof. I'm not sure…
• In a weird Snookers world, like me and Snookers would make the best, like, little guidos and guidettes, little poofs and blow-outs on our little…
• My girl, the brunette, has an unbelievable ass that you read about.
• Miami’s like paradise. And I think the beaches are topless. So we’re gonna spend a lot of time at the beach.
• The Situation's style is like super obnoxiously aggressive.
• There's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my gel.
• I'm not trying to fall in love on the Jersey Shore. I'm just trying to hook up.
• You gotta stay 'fresh to death,' I call it. Fresh outfit, fresh haircut, fresh tan. Just stay fresh.
• I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's representing, family, friends, tanning, gel, everything.
• I love being on tour and having my own tour bus.
• My mother got me into music when I was a little kid. She used to play music, blast it, when she was cleaning the house,…
• I travel every single day, but I make it a point to hit the gym. I want to look good for the summer.
• Here's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my gel.
• Dont let the spike hair fool you, like Im not a b*tch.
• She just doesn't want to feel like a trashbag because she has a boyfriend and she kissed me with her tongue.
• I couldn't have sex with my girl, she had her period. I go to take her pants off - she wouldn't let me, no big…
• Were beatin-up-the-beat, thats what we say when were doing our fist pump. First, we start off by banging the ground, were banging it as the…
• When I go into the club I have a game plan, I dont wanna waste my time and take home a girl that just wants…

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