"How the hell did I wake up &…" — Pauly D
"How the hell did I wake up & my hairs still done?"
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Pauly D
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95 Quotes by Pauly D
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Now it's not D.T.F., It's now, diapers, tantrums and formula.
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This is the biggest night of my entire life and everybody's career rides on my DJ set
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My hair didn't even move an inch and I was in and out of the water. My hair's windproof, waterproof,…
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In a weird Snookers world, like me and Snookers would make the best, like, little guidos and guidettes, little poofs…
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My girl, the brunette, has an unbelievable ass that you read about.
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Miami’s like paradise. And I think the beaches are topless. So we’re gonna spend a lot of time at the…
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The Situation's style is like super obnoxiously aggressive.
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There's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my gel.
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I'm not trying to fall in love on the Jersey Shore. I'm just trying to hook up.
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You gotta stay 'fresh to death,' I call it. Fresh outfit, fresh haircut, fresh tan. Just stay fresh.
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I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's representing, family, friends, tanning, gel,…
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I love being on tour and having my own tour bus.
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