All Pauly D Quotes
- So I'm now coming up with a new plan: Whenever a girl leaves the house, I'm going to hug her and then pat her down… Coming
- I'm not drinking for the rest of my life. Until tonight. Drinking
- Mike looks even dumber than he normally looks. Dumber
- We are prank war champions! Champions
- Yo, that t-shirts screaming, 'I dont fit you!' Dont
- Two lesbians is the holy grail of hooking up. Grail
- My man Vinny is about to do the impossible, hes gonna try to turn these two lesbians straight. Gonna
- I dont want to get lightning in my hair. Dont
- I aint even mad that the cabs are here and no one cares! I aint even mad! Aint
- Once again, the plan for the girls to prank us backfired. They should just stop before they really get hurt. Backfired
- Its my last day here and everybodys sleeping, so I gotta do my thing and wake this house up. Day
- What happened last night, I dont remember? I know I smashed it in the club. though. Club
- I have to be fresh to death tonight. Death
- Always gotta have spare laceswords to live by son, words to live by. Always Gotta
- I love a good zip line this time of year. Good
- It might be possible that Im too fresh tonightso Im gonna run outside and get a little dirty, lol! Dirty
- Yo if the last time you were on a date they had pay phones, you know its been a long time since you had a… Been
- I done fist pumped my bracelet off thats how hard I went. Bracelet
- Im used to having my hands on grenades, but not like this. Grenades
- Ryan gets so Fd up and then the next morning he apologizes for it, its clockwork. Apologizes