Dumber Quotes
60 quotes by 57 authors
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When the first big paycheque with 'Dumb And Dumber' hit, I went: 'Gosh, I wonder if this will affect my performance. Will I do a…
— Jim Carrey
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Végre nem butulok tovább (I've finally stopped getting dumber).
— Paul Erdos
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I [do not know] when the end of science will come. ... What I do know is that our species is dumber than we normally…
— Neil deGrasse Tyson
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Piss off Satan and don't take me for dumber than I look.
— William S. Burroughs
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I know there are people, if I go into a market or a city for the first time, there are people that are there that…
— Jeff Daniels
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I think that marijuana makes you stupid but sensual. I've watched many of my friends and loved ones become more erotic and dumber - just…
— Timothy Leary
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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.
— Plato
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There is one thing in this world that is dumber than playing golf. That is watching someone else playing golf. What do you actually get…
— Peter Andrews
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The only thing dumber than a Democrat or a Republican is when those pricks work together. You see, in our two-party system, the Democrats are…
— Lewis Black
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The dumber a pitcher is, the better. When he gets smart and begins to experiment with a lot of different pitches, he's in trouble. All…
— Dizzy Dean
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I think movies are getting dumber, actually. Where it used to be 50/50, now it`s 3% good, 97% stupid.
— Ridley Scott
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The modern world’s tech-giddy control and facilitation makes us stupid. Awareness atrophies. Dumb gets dumber. Lists are everywhere – the five things you need to…
— Roger Cohen
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We all know how stupid the average person is. Now realize that, by definition, fifty percent of the population is dumber than that.
— Ivan Stang
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As the world gets dumber and dumber, I feel more and more at home.
— Peter McWilliams
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We have nearly complete misunderstanding between people of different faiths in Lake Wobegon, and that's probably one reason why we get along so very well.…
— Garrison Keillor
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The dumber you are on court, the better you're going to play.
— Jim Courier
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It is good if your enemy underestimates you. The dumber they think you are the more surprised they are when you kill them.
— Colin Powell
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You go to school everyday. Folks who think they've learned everything they need to know are usually dumber than chickens.
— Jodi Thomas
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Government schooling made people dumber, not brighter; made families weaker; ruined formal religion with its hard-sell exclusion of God; set the class structure in stone…
— John Taylor Gatto
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I've actually become much, much dumber through being married and having these children. I find that I'm not half as sharp that I once was.…
— Patrick Warburton
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