Dumber Quotes

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When the first big paycheque with 'Dumb And Dumber' hit, I went: 'Gosh, I wonder if this will affect my performance. Will I do a… — Jim Carrey
VÃ©gre nem butulok tovÃ¡bb (I've finally stopped getting dumber). — Paul Erdos
I [do not know] when the end of science will come. ... What I do know is that our species is dumber than we normally… — Neil deGrasse Tyson
Piss off Satan and don't take me for dumber than I look. — William S. Burroughs
I know there are people, if I go into a market or a city for the first time, there are people that are there that… — Jeff Daniels
I think that marijuana makes you stupid but sensual. I've watched many of my friends and loved ones become more erotic and dumber - just… — Timothy Leary
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. — Plato
There is one thing in this world that is dumber than playing golf. That is watching someone else playing golf. What do you actually get… — Peter Andrews
The only thing dumber than a Democrat or a Republican is when those pricks work together. You see, in our two-party system, the Democrats are… — Lewis Black
The dumber a pitcher is, the better. When he gets smart and begins to experiment with a lot of different pitches, he's in trouble. All… — Dizzy Dean
I think movies are getting dumber, actually. Where it used to be 50/50, now it`s 3% good, 97% stupid. — Ridley Scott
The modern worldâ€™s tech-giddy control and facilitation makes us stupid.Â Awareness atrophies.Â Dumb gets dumber.Â Lists are everywhere â€“ the five things you need to… — Roger Cohen
We all know how stupid the average person is. Now realize that, by definition, fifty percent of the population is dumber than that. — Ivan Stang
As the world gets dumber and dumber, I feel more and more at home. — Peter McWilliams
We have nearly complete misunderstanding between people of different faiths in Lake Wobegon, and that's probably one reason why we get along so very well.… — Garrison Keillor
The dumber you are on court, the better you're going to play. — Jim Courier
It is good if your enemy underestimates you. The dumber they think you are the more surprised they are when you kill them. — Colin Powell
You go to school everyday. Folks who think they've learned everything they need to know are usually dumber than chickens. — Jodi Thomas
Government schooling made people dumber, not brighter; made families weaker; ruined formal religion with its hard-sell exclusion of God; set the class structure in stone… — John Taylor Gatto
I've actually become much, much dumber through being married and having these children. I find that I'm not half as sharp that I once was.… — Patrick Warburton

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