Dumber Quotes

60 quotes by 57 authors

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them. — William Clayton
I love you but you make me cry, you hurt me and make me feel stupid. But you know why I hold on? Cause I… — Superman
I love you thou you make me cry, you hurt me and make feel stupid but do you know why I hold on? Coz I… — Superman
Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent… — - The Principal From Billy Madison
I've always thought those guys are really funny. And I love Dumb and Dumber, Kingpin and Mary. — David Zucker
You're dumber than you think I think you are. — Robert Towne
He's dumber than a bag of rocks! (Mankind) — Stone Cold Steve Austin
Pause for this dumber speech, I glow like Buddha, Disturb me, and youll be all over the flow like Luda, Bitch, I flow like scuba,… — Cory Gunz
Seem to be getting dumber and dumber. I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank… — Hank Moody
While he was not dumber than an ox, he was not any smarter either. — James Thurber
Kanye is an idiot. how you would glorify his words makes you dumber than his woud be, but aborted offspring — Kanye West
Law 21: Play a sucker to catch a sucker: play dumber than your mark. — The 48 Laws Of Power
I'm better than your next man and if you're swingin' like you're dumber than the next man. — The Weeknd
It's not that politician's got smarter, just many more Americans got dumber — Tru Muse
Mike looks even dumber than he normally looks. — Pauly D
The world is getting smarter but the generation is getting dumber — DEION WILLIAMS
Hat's why they're man's best friend. 'Cause guys want buddies that are dumber than they are. So do women, but they've already got men. — Bill Engvall
Researchers claim that the Internet is making us dumber and more impatient. I dont get it. Moving on. — Hussein Nishah
Its not that Im smarter than you, its just that youre dumber than everyone else. — Curly
Congratulations, you have officially earned the Dumber than a Box of Rocks Award. — Nikhil Saluja

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