Dumber Quotes

60 quotes by 57 authors

Human beings are about 1,000 times dumber and meaner than they think they are. — Kurt Vonnegut
I wrote myself a check for ten million dollars for acting services rendered and dated it Thanksgiving 1995. I put it in my wallet and… — Jim Carrey
The smartest groups, then, are made up of people with diverse perspectives who are able to stay independent of each other. Independence doesn't imply rationality… — James Surowiecki
I've put men to death-men with supposedly immortal souls-that looked dumber than that mouse — Stephen King
If you think the â€™80s were dumber than the â€™70s, either you werenâ€™t there or you werenâ€™t paying attention. — James Lileks
The internet tends to make smart people smarter and dumb people dumber. — Ben Casnocha
As far as rearing children goes, the basic idea I try to keep in mind is that a child is a person. Just because they… — Frank Zappa
One of the dumber things my manager said was, Stick to the melody. But I can't. — Shawn Colvin
Working with Jim Carrey is an absolute gas. I have never laughed so hard for so long. Had he been on-board for the sequel of… — Jeff Daniels
One of my favorite films is 'Dumb and Dumber.' I'd love to do some really silly comedy someday. — Paul Dano
Programs like 'Jeopardy' and 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire' are ridiculous. They're the stupidest shows in history. They're making us dumber. They don't give… — Ray Bradbury
I get dumber as the day goes along. Every second of the day that goes along, I get stupider. — John Waters
I wish I'd done 'Dumb and Dumber.' I was offered the part, but I don't think I'd have been better than Jeff Daniels was. Another… — Woody Harrelson
The dumbing down of the country reflects itself on Broadway. The shows get dumber, and the public gets used to them. — Stephen Sondheim
It isn't that gentlemen really prefer blondes, it's just that we look dumber. — Anita Loos
I sense a learning: that much dumber people than you end up in charge. — D.B.C. Pierre
Your education or your life, Claire. I'd rather you be alive and a little bit dumber. — Rachel Caine
was very fun to be around. She liked movies, and her brother Frank made her tapes of this great music that she shared with us.… — Stephen Chbosky
Decide that you like college life. In your dorm you meet many nice people. Some are smarter than you. And some, you notice, are dumber… — Lorrie Moore
The difference between children and adults is that they're shorter - not dumber. — Mo Willems

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