Paul Reiser

The consumer mentality - we like something, what other flavor does it come in? We like that TV show, does it come…

— Paul Reiser

Why do you think people close their eyes when they kiss? Think about it. In the real world, if you saw someone…

— Paul Reiser

Three has always been tougher than Two. Think of any of your famous threesomes. The Three Stooges? Look at the anger there.…

— Paul Reiser

A friend told me to listen to my heart. Another friend told me to listen to my gut. Maybe I need an…

— Paul Reiser

My parenting style could be described as not good cop or bad cop so much as nervous cop. I'm always yelling for…

— Paul Reiser

And after you've done the acting, there's a lot of places you can put your input - in the editing, in the…

— Paul Reiser

I've come to realize that making it your life's work to be different than your parents is not only hard to do,…

— Paul Reiser

By shrewdly linking procreation to an act likely to make you stupid with excitement, God has seen to it that Life does…

— Paul Reiser

We had the boy's name picked out, but we didn't have a girl's. When he turned out to be a boy, we…

— Paul Reiser

There's something very refreshing about being on stage.

— Paul Reiser

When you're in @#*!#-ing hell, your forehead can feel a wee bit feverish. (By the way, that's the way my wife actually…

— Paul Reiser

I remember my wife and I used to get on plane and see everybody else with their babies. They'd be putting strollers…

— Paul Reiser

The best part of being married is... you don't have to explain a lot of things. Those wordless moments when you both…

— Paul Reiser

It's not like some movies where you're following a bunch of different stories you can cut around. There was nowhere to cut…

— Paul Reiser

New parents always sound like hucksters in a pyramid scheme. Anyone who has kids and then gets you to go and have…

— Paul Reiser

Marriage is just an elaborate game that allows two selfish people to periodically feel that they're not.

— Paul Reiser

In the history of life, no good news has followed that sentence ["We have to talk."].

— Paul Reiser

Every time I see Peter Falk in the movie I think that would be great. We'd be fun together

— Paul Reiser

In the original draft I was 27 and Peter was 55 in the script. That's not the same as a guy in…

— Paul Reiser

I always loved comedy, but I never knew it was something you could learn to do. I always thought that some people…

— Paul Reiser

Over the years, there certainly have been plenty of ideas that I've had and given up on, but for this one, the…

— Paul Reiser

We all hold on to some image of the family we want, based one way or another on the family we had.…

— Paul Reiser

Younger kids, they understand that things aren't so perfect with their father or with their mother.

— Paul Reiser

When you realize you would consider not having a child just so you could take an occasional snooze and be available to…

— Paul Reiser

When you get busy, the priorities change. In your twenties, you hang out with who you were in school with. Then you…

— Paul Reiser