David thoreau Quote by Paul Reiser

“Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.”

— Dennis Fakes

None of us kids had a middle name. We were lucky we had any name at all. By the time my mother got around…

— George Burns

“That boy should have danger as his middle name.”

— Danielle Jamie

“When it comes to naming things, vanity and flattery are dull motivations best suited for deciding on a child’s middle name. Much more interesting…

— J. Maarten Troost

“All names disappear. Children should be taught that in elementary school. But we're afraid to teach them.”

— Roberto Bolaño

“Trouble is my middle name.”

— Dora Sky

Why would you want to just make up a middle name when the name should be coming from family and previous generations? I think…

— Artem Chigvintsev

Everyones middle name should be, motherfuckin...try it. Doesn't it sound so great?

— Anonymous

Middle names are kind of like vice presidents: It's a fine distinction and certainly an honor, but you're never not aware that someone else…

— Paul Reiser

“I prefer to use the names their parents gave them -- the names that society will recognize them by when they return to become…

— Louis Sachar

“Discretion,” said Fen with great complacency, “is my middle name.” “I dare say. But very few people use their middle names.”

— Edmund Crispin

“HARRY S TRUMAN is one of seventeen presidents who don’t have a middle name.”

— David Stabler