Quote by Edmund Crispin

“Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.”

— Dennis Fakes

“Your middle name might be discreet, but mine is resourceful, Darling.”

— Ella Dominguez

“Trouble is my middle name.”

— Dora Sky

I think a lot of burden is put on someone's middle name, but the reality is that you never use it.

— Ant Anstead

“When it comes to naming things, vanity and flattery are dull motivations best suited for deciding on a child’s middle name. Much more interesting…

— J. Maarten Troost

None of us kids had a middle name. We were lucky we had any name at all. By the time my mother got around…

— George Burns

Why would you want to just make up a middle name when the name should be coming from family and previous generations? I think…

— Artem Chigvintsev

..."Good, because I need your help." "Help is my middle name." I was pretty sure she'd already told me bad was her middle name,…

— Becca Fitzpatrick

Everyones middle name should be, motherfuckin...try it. Doesn't it sound so great?

— Anonymous

Middle names are kind of like vice presidents: It's a fine distinction and certainly an honor, but you're never not aware that someone else…

— Paul Reiser

“Careful with that," said the Doctor. "No need to get carried away." Aldridge spun the scalpel like a baton. "Yessir. Careful is my middle…

— Eoin Colfer

Well, trouble's my middle name. Actually, my middle name is Marion, but I don't want you spreading that around.

— Woody Allen