As you get older you realize your parents don't look so dumb - and that you're not as smart as you thought… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
It was trying to make my tennis game look mildly respectable, which I found you don't even really need to practice if… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
Three has always been tougher than Two. Think of any of your famous threesomes. The Three Stooges? Look at the anger there.… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
When you realize you would consider not having a child just so you could take an occasional snooze and be available to… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
From the minute we're born, boys and girls stare at each other, trying to figure out if they like what they see.… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
I used to walk into a party and scan the room for attractive women. Now I look for women to hold my… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
And in that time, I lost my dad and had kids of my own. It was like, OK, I get it now.… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
In fact, I had the idea because of Peter Falk. I saw my dad watching a Peter Falk movie and something clicked in my… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
Upstate New York in the middle of October. You can't get more beautiful than that. — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
But the two of them together, broke my heart. Olympia and Peter, those scenes... When they're kissing in their 20s and then kissing in… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
People come up to us and ask how we knew so much about their own family... I'm talking about people from faraway places, too.… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
But you get past that and realize you have to let go of what you think you want. There'll be plenty of time for… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
But I really felt that, something about the lights going down, and the sense of community. I saw this movie at one festival, and… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
“And ultimately, they find out everything: How you chew, how you sip, how you hum, how you dance. How you smell at every point… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
I can't get past the fact that food is coming out of my wife's breasts. What was once essentially an entertainment center has now… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
As you get older you realize your parents don't look so dumb - and that you're not as smart as you thought you were. — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
Peanut butter and lamb chops were not foods that had ever been a significant part of our life before pregnancy. In fact, my wife… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
