Younger kids, they understand that things aren't so perfect with their father or with their mother. — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
The most rewarding part about being a dad is just looking at children who didn't exist at some point. The first time… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
When you realize you would consider not having a child just so you could take an occasional snooze and be available to… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
In some cultures they don't name their babies right away. They wait until they see how the child develops. Like in Dances… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
When you get busy, the priorities change. In your twenties, you hang out with who you were in school with. Then you… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
When people talk about wanting to have children someday, what they really mean is that they want babies. Nobody wants an angry… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
A new child in the house is a huge tourist attraction. It's like Disneyland, except there the lines are longer and no… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
The jewel in the baby product crown is the stroller. And if in America you are what you drive, then in Parentland,… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
There was a period where our child's birth was getting really close, and we still had nothing. We were dangerously close to… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
People often ask me, "What's the difference between couplehood and babyhood?" In a word? Moisture. Everything in my life is now more… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
Just because a baby cries, I discovered, doesn't mean there's always something wrong. Sometimes babies wake up for no real reason. They… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
In fact, I had the idea because of Peter Falk. I saw my dad watching a Peter Falk movie and something clicked in my… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
Upstate New York in the middle of October. You can't get more beautiful than that. — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
But the two of them together, broke my heart. Olympia and Peter, those scenes... When they're kissing in their 20s and then kissing in… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
People come up to us and ask how we knew so much about their own family... I'm talking about people from faraway places, too.… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
But you get past that and realize you have to let go of what you think you want. There'll be plenty of time for… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
But I really felt that, something about the lights going down, and the sense of community. I saw this movie at one festival, and… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
“And ultimately, they find out everything: How you chew, how you sip, how you hum, how you dance. How you smell at every point… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
I can't get past the fact that food is coming out of my wife's breasts. What was once essentially an entertainment center has now… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
As you get older you realize your parents don't look so dumb - and that you're not as smart as you thought you were. — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
Peanut butter and lamb chops were not foods that had ever been a significant part of our life before pregnancy. In fact, my wife… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
