As you get older you realize your parents don't look so dumb - and that you're not as smart as you thought… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
Parents often give middle names just so that later, when they're yelling at the kid, they can drag it out. Henry David… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
My parenting style could be described as not good cop or bad cop so much as nervous cop. I'm always yelling for… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
I've come to realize that making it your life's work to be different than your parents is not only hard to do,… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
New parents always sound like hucksters in a pyramid scheme. Anyone who has kids and then gets you to go and have… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
Younger kids, they understand that things aren't so perfect with their father or with their mother. — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
And in that time, I lost my dad and had kids of my own. It was like, OK, I get it now.… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
People often ask me, "What's the difference between couplehood and babyhood?" In a word? Moisture. Everything in my life is now more… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
In fact, I had the idea because of Peter Falk. I saw my dad watching a Peter Falk movie and something clicked in my… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
Upstate New York in the middle of October. You can't get more beautiful than that. — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
But the two of them together, broke my heart. Olympia and Peter, those scenes... When they're kissing in their 20s and then kissing in… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
People come up to us and ask how we knew so much about their own family... I'm talking about people from faraway places, too.… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
But you get past that and realize you have to let go of what you think you want. There'll be plenty of time for… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
But I really felt that, something about the lights going down, and the sense of community. I saw this movie at one festival, and… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
“And ultimately, they find out everything: How you chew, how you sip, how you hum, how you dance. How you smell at every point… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
I can't get past the fact that food is coming out of my wife's breasts. What was once essentially an entertainment center has now… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
As you get older you realize your parents don't look so dumb - and that you're not as smart as you thought you were. — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
Peanut butter and lamb chops were not foods that had ever been a significant part of our life before pregnancy. In fact, my wife… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
