I can't get past the fact that food is coming out of my wife's breasts. What was once essentially an entertainment center… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
My wife would say my worst habit is that I'm not good at dropping subjects. If something bothers me, I'll bring it… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
We had the boy's name picked out, but we didn't have a girl's. When he turned out to be a boy, we… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
I remember my wife and I used to get on plane and see everybody else with their babies. They'd be putting strollers… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
The best part of being married is... you don't have to explain a lot of things. Those wordless moments when you both… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
Marriage is just an elaborate game that allows two selfish people to periodically feel that they're not. — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
Sometimes it works out well, and certain household responsibilities fall naturally to those who like doing them. For example, my wife likes… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
My wife and I never agree on the dishtowels. It's a matter of terms. She asks me not to put the dishtowel… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
In fact, I had the idea because of Peter Falk. I saw my dad watching a Peter Falk movie and something clicked in my… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
Upstate New York in the middle of October. You can't get more beautiful than that. — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
But the two of them together, broke my heart. Olympia and Peter, those scenes... When they're kissing in their 20s and then kissing in… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
People come up to us and ask how we knew so much about their own family... I'm talking about people from faraway places, too.… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
But you get past that and realize you have to let go of what you think you want. There'll be plenty of time for… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
But I really felt that, something about the lights going down, and the sense of community. I saw this movie at one festival, and… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
“And ultimately, they find out everything: How you chew, how you sip, how you hum, how you dance. How you smell at every point… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
I can't get past the fact that food is coming out of my wife's breasts. What was once essentially an entertainment center has now… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
As you get older you realize your parents don't look so dumb - and that you're not as smart as you thought you were. — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
Peanut butter and lamb chops were not foods that had ever been a significant part of our life before pregnancy. In fact, my wife… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
