Rumours? Well at least you're spreading something else besides your legs. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Since it started raining all my wife has done is look through the stupid window. If it gets any worse I'll have… — Nikhil Saluja Funny marriage Copy Share Image
I never thought I'd get in trouble for preparing mutton with a lovely marinade, but I was absolutely lambasted. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
People who live in glass houses probably shouldn't scratch their butthole & then smell their finger either. — Nikhil Saluja Glass houses Copy Share Image
Have a Unique Character like a Salt Its presence is not felt, but its absence makes things Tasteless.!' — Nikhil Saluja Character Copy Share Image
If it weren't for the last minute, a lot of things wouldn't get done. — Nikhil Saluja Last minute Copy Share Image
Porn Rule: When a woman finds that her husband wants to watch her fuck other men, she thinks it a swell idea. — Nikhil Saluja Marriage Copy Share Image
If Marriages are made in Heaven, then Sex is to be had on Earth ! — Nikhil Saluja Heaven Copy Share Image
Nurse: A woman that wakes you up in the middle of the night to give you sleeping pills. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
The British Royal Family had to be Gujjus - love travelling & have visited every country on planet Earth. — Nikhil Saluja Planet earth Copy Share Image
My wife just told me, You're fucking idiot considering as she's the only woman I love, then yes, it's a fair assumption. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Who said women don't have Balls? They just don't hide it in their pants, they display them proudly on their chest. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you ever find yourself begging for followers just do yourself a favor and stab yourself. Multiple times. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A Woman Never Say: I've decided to buy myself a boob job, how big do you want 'em? — Nikhil Saluja Boob Copy Share Image
God could not be with us every time we need support in our worst times of life, and therefore he made fathers. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
FACEBOOK: The only place where you can have a MILLION siblings! Their mothers must be Sluts! — Nikhil Saluja Brotherhood Copy Share Image
It's bullshit that I have to wait for a special occasion to eat cake. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When people ask what I did in my 20s, I say Manual Twitter. Its just stalking hot girls on roads & commenting… — Nikhil Saluja Twitter Copy Share Image
I don't believe in love at first sight but I do believe in judging at first sight. — Nikhil Saluja Belief Copy Share Image
I usually admit when someone complains but that's only coz denying them requires explaining. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
Ladies, if your boyfriend has a nipple ring he also has a boyfriend. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Doggystyle is cool, but when you're drunk, forced sex becomes way cooler. — Nikhil Saluja Drunk Copy Share Image
My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE - I brought you into this world, and I can take you out. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes my wife and I like to spice things up in the bedroom & pretend we're a great couple who are still… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I masturbate to a microwave timer just for the excitement of a buzzer beater. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you see a married couple coming down the street, the one who is two or three steps ahead is the one… — Nikhil Saluja Couple Copy Share Image
No, is it like Facebook? - me, whenever someone asks if I have a Twitter account — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Always listen to both sides of the story. Its usually the ones you believed, who turn out to be the biggest liars. — Nikhil Saluja Liars Copy Share Image
You should never ever be nice with people, they'll take advantage of you & then fuck you. — Nikhil Saluja Advantage Copy Share Image
Women. Can't live with them, can't finish this joke without having sex with them & then later sleep on couch. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I've been staring at my Smart Phone for so long, I'm pretty sure it just told me to get a fucking life. — Nikhil Saluja Fucking life Copy Share Image
If you're the one who judges someone reading them, you're an asshole for not inviting me for beer so we can do… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
What was the first tweet of twitter? Probably about assholes coming soon. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Don't worry you'll soon change! — Nikhil Saluja Doctor Copy Share Image
It takes patience to listen... It takes skill to pretend that you are actually listening. — Nikhil Saluja Attention Copy Share Image
You guys, some things are worth dying for like family and unprotected left turns. — Nikhil Saluja Death Copy Share Image
They say that you make a first impression after the first 7 seconds. To avoid this, I always show up 7 seconds late. — Nikhil Saluja First impression Copy Share Image
A Woman Never Say: This porno scene is boring, fast forward to the gang bang. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's normal to feel the way you do right now but trust me, it will get better. Good luck, be strong. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
