That little pissed off feeling you get when a girl calls you cute. What the fuck is that supposed to mean? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
So does 'shuffle' mean playing all the songs you don't want to hear? — Nikhil Saluja Being annoyed Copy Share Image
Don't waste your life living in a $100,000 apartment when you can live under a $15 million dollar bridge. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
LOVER(S), People who never get tired of each other because they are always talking about themselves; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I love challenges. That's why I leave everything to the last minute. — Nikhil Saluja Challenge Copy Share Image
Ladies : You should never change yourself for a guy other than waxing your vagina. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Lets be honest here, whenever we get a new phone.. we treat it like a new born baby. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you don't give kids the middle finger when their parents are not looking, we can't be friends. — Nikhil Saluja Child Copy Share Image
The only way to let somebody know they are being a dick, is by acting like a bigger dick. This explains my… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
LOVE, Something they say is blind -- it's marriage which is the real eye opener; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Too MANY people ask for the truth, but too FEW can actually handle it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A girl loves when you go all-in in a poker game. The woman loves when you go all-in in the bedroom. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You are happy... when you see a flower and are thankful for the blessing. — Nikhil Saluja Blessing Copy Share Image
Youre not afraid of clowns, youre afraid of opening your heart to love — Nikhil Saluja Fear Copy Share Image
The only time a woman should ever look down on a man is when she's riding his cock like a cowgirl. — Nikhil Saluja Cowgirl Copy Share Image
Whenever I masturbate I always pretend my right hand has a British accent. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
There's always that one asshole who says at band camp when someone else says that one time... — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Two heads are better than one - undeniable proof that men are the superior sex. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Caught my 5 year old playing with my phone and she bought a gun online. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You are true... when you admit there are times you fool yourself. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Watched a movie with my wife last night, I was on the edge of my seat. Fat bitch. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The only reason I'd ask what happen today, is to steal some ideas to tweet. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Strarted banging a stripper named Amazing, she's not all that, but at least I get to say I'm fucking Amazing. — Nikhil Saluja Stripper Copy Share Image
If Girls Walk In A Group Its A Group If Boys Walk In A Group Its A GANG.. ! — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
Nothing makes me feel more grown up than using Facebook for actual social networking instead of stalking my exes. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
I've learned that we don't have to ditch bad friends because their dysfunction makes us feel better about ourselves. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Beating a women is unacceptable. Period. She tries to hit you first, do like I do and tickle her until she pisses… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Money cant buy Happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.!! — Nikhil Saluja Happiness Copy Share Image
Chicks with 6 pack abs come into the bedroom with WWE entrance music. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
When I'm on my deathbed, the nicest thing anyone can say to me is, You were right about everything. — Nikhil Saluja Alcohol Copy Share Image
My superpower is watching five hours of TV I'm not interested in because I can't reach the remote. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Every night I keep a pillow under my gun in case a murderer threatens me to a pillow fight. — Nikhil Saluja Every night Copy Share Image
I didn't wanted to unfollow you. I slipped, fell on my lappy, hit my head on the mouse which was on the… — Nikhil Saluja Twitter Copy Share Image
I have to get up pretty early in the morning to steal newspapers. — Nikhil Saluja Early morning Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend is taller than you, you gotta make her sandwiches. — Nikhil Saluja Girlfriend Copy Share Image
Let's just agree to disagree with the people who disagree with me. — Nikhil Saluja Agree to disagree Copy Share Image
