Ex girlfriend Quotes

Dont fuck any of my friends.

— Anonymous

My ex girlfriend she want me bck.

— Zeke

Sex is nothing without love.

— Gian Lewis Joseph

Girl here is a hint…

— CTate

X's and O's for my ex's and hoes.

— Jessie Jakeway

Sorry, I'm not into farm animals.

— Anonymous

I don't make mistakes...I date them.

— Author Name

I wonder who's kissing her now.

— Anonymous

The awkward moment is you have to attend the same classroom with your ex .

— TheTowraMowra

Somebody's ex girlfriend is another person's next girlfriend… Thats Life

— Anonymous

Dear Algebra, Stop asking us to find X. Because they're not coming back!

— Sharlene05

You act as if you still love me, but you let yourself believe otherwise.

— Mindy Morin

Why does the heart want what the mind doesn't?

— Gian Lewis

My ex's might not have my love but they do have my respect.

— Mario Tomasello

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.

— Dane Cook

Message to my ex: I'm just sayin you can do better...

— Anonymous

Strange, that some people are still alive after the breakup, knowing that they used to say 'I'd die without you.' To their…

— Anonymous

You have so many faces I'm not sure which one is the real one. I'm sure you don't even know which is…

— Jason

Your EX is just a living proof that you can do better. A perfect EXample of what you shouldn't want, a motivation…

— Ritu Ghatourey

Leave everything to her, let her know how being leaved alone. don't just sit and wait Ex means nothing like symbol X

— Kent Lariosa

Theres always that one person, no matter how long its been, or how badly they've treated you..If they say they love you,…

— Anonymous

I cried when my ex-girlfriend sent me a text message saying how much she liked my present to her.

— Tao Lin

Getting revenge on an ex is a waste of time. Just move on because they've already wasted enough of your time.

— SONYA PARKER

Have you ever noticed that the people that who say they love you so much are the people who hurt you the…

— Anonymous

Thinking about you now is so casual for me…It used to mean something far more deeper than that but I guess that's…

— Daviddave

The last time you and I talked I told you I was done and I was moving on. But, why is it…

— Brittany Ferguson

When a girl says she won't break your heart. Listen to how she says I love you, it will determine if her…

— Gian Lewis Joseph

But if there was a protocol for how to say goodbye to your newly ex-boyfriend's brother, right after you kissed him and…

— Rachel Vincent

My ex-girlfriend was very sexy. She reminded me of the Sphinx because she was very mysterious and eternal and solid...and her nose…

— Emo Philips

For me, I still have feelings for all of my ex-girlfriends. In different parts of my life, I would miss that person.…

— Miles Teller

I've been insane for a long time. An ex-girlfriend of mine once asked, "Is it true that all comedians are depressed?," and…

— Jason Gann

Ex-girlfriends will find themselves in my new routine. Sometimes they like that, and sometimes they definitely do not. But comedians should come…

— Dane Cook

It was already tearing me apart knowing that I couldn't have you anymore. I spent numerous hours spilling tears all over myself,…

— Dan Pellegrino

Its sad to know no matter what I'll love you until the end of time. I know things will never be the…

— Brandon Larranaga

There is no better feeling than finding that one person that understands you better than anyone one else does, that one person…

— Deshawn Branch

I loved you more than anybody on this earth, but now I couldn't love you, even if somebody put a loaded gun…

— CTate

An ex-girlfriend once got upset when I told her that music is the most important thing in my life. It's more important…

— Ben Gibbard

The best part about getting over the one who left you is being able to expand your knowledge in the mental state.…

— Dan Pellegrino

That's the thing that's so messed up about dating, is that you start hearing all these stories about how nuts their ex-girlfriend…

— Taylor Tomlinson

I texted this guy and I said it was his ex girlfriend even though I never dated him. He won't really talk…

— Cowgirl_Haley