That moment when you just woke up, and you had your hands in your pantsO_O — Patience Copy Share Image
I got a part in a play in 10th grade, and that changed everything, woke up my love of theater. — Patrick J. Adams Copy Share Image
Last night I dreamt that somebody loved me. No hope, no harm; just another false alarm — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night.. You pretended not to be a three hole punch.” — Amy Summers Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night... Unfortunately, it wasn't a dream.” — Amy Summers Copy Share Image
Bitcoin woke us all up to a new way to pay, and culturally, I think a much larger percentage of us have… — John Battelle Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. The sky was green and the ground was blue. You spoke a song and I sang… — Melody Sohayegh Copy Share Image
I woke up. I was like, "Look, you can do anything you want - and you want a lot of things, so… — Shane Smith Copy Share Image
My dad, who had spent his life as a lecturer, said, 'That's all very well, but you need to earn a living,… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
I have accidentally fallen asleep twice in my life and it freaked me out when I woke because I didn't know what… — Mat Fraser Copy Share Image
I went to the doctor last week. I said: 'Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?' He said: 'Why?' I… — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
I hate when other people wake me up! I'm unhappy that I have to start this day being mad! But it's cool,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The increasingly progressive messages in marketing campaigns are clearly a mercenary attempt to entice millennials: they are trying to be 'woke.' — Alissa Quart Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. We were two lovers disguised as librarians. We met in the non-fiction section, and that’s the… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I just woke up the other day and realized that I have been collecting guitars and amps my whole life and I… — Mike Campbell Copy Share Image
In Afghanistan, Biden's woke generals tucked their tail and ran. He dishonored the sacrifices made by every American soldier who fought in… — Marjorie Taylor Greene Copy Share Image
I am deeply saddened for the people of Ferguson who woke up to see parts of their community in ruins. No one… — Jay Nixon Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. I had converted a beached whale into a tour bus, and I asked you to be… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I woke feeling as if someone had overinflated my head. My eyes weren’t seeing the same things. Out my left, I saw… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. You were on a bike going 70 miles an hour, I could see you approaching my… — Georgia Saratsioti Copy Share Image
The house burned an hour before midnight on the last day of April. The wild, distant ringing of the fire bells woke… — John Jakes Copy Share Image