Boobs Quotes

OMG SMALL BOOBS

— Anonymous

So true and funny

— Slowly_fading

Hehehe legally blonde

— Anonymous

“I blame boobs.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

Tol ito oh,., yummy

— Hahahah

Lol, dont ask why ;o

— Anonymous

JUST A BOOB

— Anonymous

Oh look, they gave me boobs!

— Alyson Hannigan

“Would three boobs be better than two?”

— Oliver Markus Malloy

She has like no boobs .

— Melisa Russel

I like boobies, opps, sue me. .-.

— Jasmine Laura

“Ridge Lawson, will you sign my boobs?”

— Colleen Hoover

It takes nipples to be a Boob.

— Nikhil Saluja

I know, I've never had boobs before!

— Olivia Wilde

I love boobs. Save breast cancer.

— Anonymous

Breast implants gross me out. I don't think they're attractive at all.

— Natalie Portman

If you have a beautiful face you don’t need fake boobs to get anyone’s attention

— Paris Hilton

Girls, did you know...That uhm,...Your boobs. …Go inside your shirt.

— Anonymous

“Don't envy having a bigger bra size. It's more of a pain in the ass than you realize.”

— Rebecca Donovan

I hate when boys look at my boobs and say dam u have some big boobs

— Anonymous

My quality of life would increase significantly if I had boobs...

— Anonymous

“At least, my boobs weren’t showing this time.”

— Scarlett Dawn

I now consider it a good day when I don't step on my boobs.

— Joan Rivers

Sexy is always about boobs or butts. It's the way you walk, the way you talk, and the way you think.

— Nikhil Saluja

Fake titties are inversely proportioned to their owners level of self esteem. This being said, part of me loves them.

— Dov Davidoff

[On why she doesn't exercise:] If I tried to jog with these boobs, I'd end up with two black eyes.

— Dolly Parton

I am totally against plastic surgery. A lot of people think I have breast implants because I have the biggest boobs in…

— Tyra Banks

One of my daughters was a bit flat-chested, so she had implants and she's got a lovely pair now. I see nothing…

— Rod Stewart

If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are... you have small boobs.

— John Vercetti

Besides my big boobs, it is probably my hourglass shape that is my best feature. I play off of that a lot.…

— Katy Perry

I'm in showbiz. I look at my boobs like they're show horses or show dogs. You've got to keep them groomed.

— Dolly Parton

I’ve never felt like I’ve exactly traded on my looks. When I was a teenager, I was an ultra-late bloomer, and my…

— Anna Kendrick

“You men. The bra clasp defeats you every time." "I think a demonic engineer mus have designed these things. I may have…

— Tiffany Reisz

Okay fat girls it's called plenty of fish not plenty of whales, and don't take pictures of your face and boobs we…

— Mitchell Sakundiak

I actually want to get a boob job because I love Jennis boobs. Everyone Ive ever known who has had boob jobs…

— Snooki

“God crafted men’s eyes and women’s breast from the same material, I’m convinced. Whenever eyes wander toward cleavage, they’re just trying to…

— Adi Alsaid

“Early in the boob-emerging years, I had no boobs, and I was touchy about it. Remember in middle school algebra class, you’d…

— Jennifer Echols

Who doesn’t? I cry and smile every day. I grew up scared, because I was so skinny and had no boobs. It’s…

— Kaya Scodelario

“And that’s why we’re sending Boobs McGee.” I slowly swiveled my head to glare at Catcher. “Seriously. You’re, what, twelve now?” ***…

— Chloe Neill

“Watch out. Bras are often booby-trapped.”

— Tiffany Reisz