Boobs Quotes · Page 3

“Wow, brains as well as boobs.”

— William Goldman

“No! Put your damn hand on my boob!”

— Belle Aurora

What do you call identical boobs? Identitties.

— Anonymous

With age comes wisdom. You don't need big boobs to be feminine. Look at Liberace.

— Joan Rivers

“unless you’re very long-breasted or wide-breasted,”

— La Leche League International

Halloween is the day I wish I had boobs the most

— Michael Clifford

Here's my thought about fake breasts: If I can touch them, they're real.

— Carson Daly

“Not possible. Caristos can eye up decent boob and do security all at once.”

— Billy London

There are always too few perfect breasts in this world; leave yours alone.

— William Goldman

Friend are like boobs you have big ones small ones real ones and fake ones x

— Omg

I've read that women love to have whipped cream licked off their breasts, but since my girlfriend has silicone implants, I use…

— Green Monk

Sometimes I think to myself, what should James Franco say next? And then it comes to me. Boobs.

— James Franco

“I didn't see myself as the busty type. Too bad bodies are issued randomly, not selected to match your personality”

— Phoebe Kitanidis

I don't think you necessarily need to show off your stomach and boobs to be sexy. I'm just not attracted to that…

— Ashley Olsen

The awkward moment when a guy makes a comment about another girls boobs or butt in front of you.

— Orebela Gbenga

Yes... I hold my boobs when I run... why not?? I see you holding your balls when you walk. :)

— Miranda H

I don't recommend surgery at all. Women's bodies are beautiful as they are, and I've had a love/hate relationship with my breasts…

— Pamela Anderson

Me without you is like a fat guy without big boobs,a gay guy without any fashion sense!!

— Anonymous

And I thought I would just share with you what science says today about silicone breast implants. If you have them, you're…

— Tom Coburn

“You want me to flash you" I said He nodded vigorously, like I'd asked if he wanted fries with that. "And then…

— Jeri Smith-Ready

When I was 13, I was flat as a board and totally unhappy about it. I would write in my diary every…

— Katherine Heigl

I grew up with a lot of body image issues - not just about my weight, but I would always see these…

— Ronda Rousey

“A bra was not for little kids who dreamed of being astronauts. What are you gonna do with boobs in space? Unless…

— Aisha Tyler

What's so beautiful about breasts is their uniqueness. I don't understand the obsession with fakeness. It's a very odd thing, isn't it,…

— Anne Heche

I use really crazy subject matter, like all of those pictures of me throwing up and cutting myself, it's to make people…

— Jeffree Star

“See, the problem with boobs is if you have big ones, you can never look thin. You get these burns on your…

— Christina Lauren

Revenge is a dish best served on the boobs a couple of times.

— Nikhil Saluja

“I'm going to get him to sign my boobs. With his tongue.”

— Rowan Coleman

Thanks for not showing me your man boobs this Mardi Gras.

— Mardi Gras

“Peeling apples, just peeling apples. Didn’t feel your boobs. No, no, not me”

— Alice Clayton

WHOOPS. . You forgot to put your boobs in your shirt , .___.

— Anonymous

Boobs without a fat ass is just ordinary Boobs!

— Glen Rambharack

Hey you should try to get your whole face in the picture not just your boobs.

— Anonymous

This might come as a surprise to you, but your boobs go inside your shirt.

— Anonymous

Those boobs of yours are ubiquitous - like God!

— Milan Kundera

My boobs are so low I had to put curb feelers on my nipples!

— Joan Rivers

Lmaooo You Got BIGGG Boobs & NO Butt. . . . . You Look Like The Letter P

— Jason Santana

“That's right ... I'm Gandalf with boobs. (Valerie Stevens.) ”

— Sean Cummings

My boobs went from big to humongous, they're making some changes in the bust.

— Kendra Wilkinson

Boobs are to men what light bulbs are to moths

— Kendrick Cole