Don't underestimate the seductive power of a decent vocabulary. — Nikhil Saluja Language Copy Share Image
WEAKER SEX: The kind you have after the kids have worn you out. — Nikhil Saluja Alcohol Copy Share Image
It is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Tears running down my face like rain, who would have ever thought that love would come with so much pain. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Doctor: A person who kills your disease with pills and you with bills. — Nikhil Saluja Doctor Copy Share Image
Sometimes Google should just come back with a message that says trust me, you don't want to know. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I recently started selling furniture for a living. Trouble is, it's my own! — Nikhil Saluja Furniture Copy Share Image
Give a man some 'pussy' and he'll have 'sex' for a day. Teach a man to 'jackoff' and he'll have 'sex' for… — Nikhil Saluja Fish Copy Share Image
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
She: Do You Think Im Fat Now.? Me: No Baby, You Have Just Become My Teddy Bearfrom A Barbie Doll..!! ¥ — Nikhil Saluja Baby Copy Share Image
I started out with nothing...and I still have most of it left. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
