Smart phones: Always saving us from awkward situations. — Nikhil Saluja Awkward situations Copy Share Image
Every time I see a vagina I can't help but say Hello Kitty. — Nikhil Saluja Hello kitty Copy Share Image
The world would be a better place if people talked TO each other instead of ABOUT each other! — Nikhil Saluja Better place Copy Share Image
You should actually tweet everything you do - it's your fucking personal diary not twitter. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
We have a weight limit for elevators but not for leggings. Why damn why? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The worst feeling is realizing you have so much to do and you're just not bothered to do anything. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Good girls wear white cotton panties Bad girls don't wear any Naughty girls don't really give a shit — Nikhil Saluja Bad girl Copy Share Image
Taking a long time to shower, just cause you like to stand there, under the warm water, doing nothing. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A girl leaves you breathless after sex. The woman leaves you in a coma. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You say Good Night!, I hear Please Fuck me now I beg you. — Nikhil Saluja Good night Copy Share Image
It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
You will never know true happiness until you have truly loved. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
The best way to get rid of someone is to start loving them. — Nikhil Saluja Best way Copy Share Image
Being friendzoned is bad but being boyfriendzoned is worse. — Nikhil Saluja Flirting Copy Share Image
