Inflation hasn't ruined everything. For example, a dime can still be used as a screwdriver. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Helpful weight loss tip: Don't eat so much, you fat piece of shit. — Nikhil Saluja Food Copy Share Image
Love: starts with a friendship, moves to a kiss, leads to between the legs, then finishes on her face. — Nikhil Saluja Friendship Copy Share Image
Can you stop pretending urself as a 'tough' girl on twitter? We get it. You don't give a shit about anyone. Good… — Nikhil Saluja Tough girl Copy Share Image
1813 Women have no rights. 1913 Women fight for some rights. 2013 Women are always fucking right. — Nikhil Saluja Being a woman Copy Share Image
Facebook should add sexually active to their material status, it would save us on tons of poking. — Nikhil Saluja Poking Copy Share Image
Walking around with a 'Don't talk to me. I'm dead inside.' sign on my forehead wasn't a good idea after all. — Nikhil Saluja Dead inside Copy Share Image
If you can't say goodbye to your past, then you just can't say hello to your future. — Nikhil Saluja Dont look back Copy Share Image
You know why the US can't find Osama Bin Laden? They're using the wrong agency to look for him. Don't send the… — Nikhil Saluja Army navy Copy Share Image
I still remember how we started talking, I trusted you with things I would have never trusted anyone else with, and then… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I eat all kinds of pussy just in case some jerk hacks my Twitter and says I eat all kinds of pussy… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
DEMOCRACY You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point that you must sell them both in order to pay… — Nikhil Saluja Democracy Copy Share Image
Asking for a follow back is like telling a stranger on the street you love them. There is a huge chance they… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
WIFE, WISE, one who makes her husband feel as if he is head of the house when, in reality, he is only… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If a guy tells you he's not ready for a relationship, it's ok to give him time. Just not any of yours...he's… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Most people don't realize their opinion is irrelevant as fuck. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
