I was much better at learning things before I knew about boobs. — Nikhil Saluja Boobs Copy Share Image
People who have nothing to talk about, talk about themselves. — Nikhil Saluja People Copy Share Image
You know what's fun? Go to a German restaurant and insist on using chopsticks. — Nikhil Saluja Chopsticks Copy Share Image
On one thing, at least, men & women both agree: They both distrust women. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've never felt this way about anyone before. - Every girl, literally every time they like a guy — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
My wife just asked me to do something she saw in a porn movie: order a pizza. — Nikhil Saluja Marriage Copy Share Image
Yesterday, I came home early from work and found my Girlfriend cheating. The lazy bitch has hired a maid for cooking. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Sometimes I'll see a girl jogging that's so sexy, I'll jog directly behind her ass until she gets home. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
True Love is like Justin Bieber's masculinity. It doesn't exist. — Nikhil Saluja Love Copy Share Image
In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes. — Nikhil Saluja Democracy Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you make my fav cake for me, and I learned that the little things… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you say you're in a bad place, and everything is coming your way, then chances are you're a woman, and you're… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Trust is like a STICKER. Once it is removed, it may stick again, But NOT as strong as it holds when first… — Nikhil Saluja Broken trust Copy Share Image
I woke up this morning at 10 and sensed something was wrong. I went downstairs and found my wife face down on… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
At a point in my life where I want to masturbate to a friend's Facebook photos but I keep getting distracted by… — Nikhil Saluja Friendship Copy Share Image
Here's my idea for another one of those reality-based TV shows: No Survivors! One by one, a psychopathic serial killer tracks down… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Sorry, your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of… — Nikhil Saluja Alphabet Copy Share Image
Girls don't dress up to impress guys. Girls dress up to out dress other girls. If they wanted to impress guys, they… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Those guys were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Doctor, Doctor I'm a burglar! Have you taken anything for it? — Nikhil Saluja Burglar Copy Share Image
If I don't know what true love is, how will I ever find it? — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
