Just because I like fucking in the morning doesn't mean that I'm a fucking morning person. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I couldn't find a place that sells honey. I guess it just wasn't meant to Bee. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
PRAISE, Something which, if directed to your wife, will lighten your marriage -- even if it frightens her at first. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Hey! *2 hours later* Whats up No its too late. I don't want to talk to you anymore. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If I type lol it means I blew air out my nose harder than usual don't get too fucking excited — Nikhil Saluja Comedy Copy Share Image
The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Math: 365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling: 1 lite year — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. — Nikhil Saluja Marriage Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE CEREMONY, a rite which a clergyman should perform at no charge -- don't they say that you shouldn't profit by other… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
God Thought That He Couldn't Be Everywhere He Made A MOTHER. The Devil Thought That He Couldn't Be Everywhere He Made A… — Nikhil Saluja Devil Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the SHARE BROKER says, It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while and then slowly… — Nikhil Saluja Customer Copy Share Image
Longest minutes ever: 1. Waiting on a text 2.) Waiting on your food to get out the microwave 3.) Commercials while watching a good show. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook status Copy Share Image
I'm going to do my best for you. I'm gonna fight for you. And if in the end you won't love me,… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wear vanilla-scented lotion or perfume. Most girls love that crap, but I can't do it. 'Cause I can't be the… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw tears come from your eyes, and I learned that sometimes things hurt, but it's… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Porn Rule: When a woman sees a man's penis, she immediately places her mouth on it. All men have dicks at least… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
WIFE, A female who would rather mend your ways than your socks; — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
A girl will warm your heart. The woman will warm your parts. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
