People get so weird when you put your fingers in their nose. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Every maternity ward is just a Facebook wall post factory. — Nikhil Saluja Maternity Copy Share Image
The best game I've ever played was a baseball game where the bat was a sword and the ball was someone's neck. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I often wonder how my tweets are going to sound when read aloud at my future divorce hearing. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Site Engineer is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month. — Nikhil Saluja Engineering Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my friends and think to myself, What the hell would I do without them — Nikhil Saluja Friends Copy Share Image
TWO-MINUTE WARNING: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises. — Nikhil Saluja Alcohol Copy Share Image
Griddle cakes, pancakes, hotcakes, flapjacks: why are there four names for grilled batter and only one word for love? — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Animal testing is a terrible idea. They get nervous and give the wrong answers. — Nikhil Saluja Animal Copy Share Image
To make it stand, you wet it. To make it wet, you suck it. To make it stiff, you lick it. To… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I just came late to a meeting and this girl said 'better late than never' so I cut of her legs &… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Women have never been wrong in an argument. Prove her wrong and she'll say See you're stupid. You dont even know what… — Nikhil Saluja Argument Copy Share Image
I follow back everybody for a trial period of 2 weeks. If all your tweets are crappy during that period. I probably… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My girl came down from taking a bath, gave me a wink and said, I shaved and you know what that means?… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, HAPPY, a union which is in full flower when the husband knows what to remember and his wife understands what to… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I looked at you and wanted to say,'Thanks for all the things I saw when you… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Maturity is the ability to make a decision and stand by it. The immature spend their lives exploring endless possibilities; then they… — Nikhil Saluja Aging Copy Share Image
