Facebook? You mean that thing pussies use to bitch about their problems? — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the INTERIOR DECORATOR says, Once it's in, you'll love it — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Just played a little game with that pedestrian, it's called Hit & Run. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's a bird! It's a plane! No wait...it's my sperm I just jacked off & its flying.. — Nikhil Saluja Bird Copy Share Image
The most annoying thing just happened. Some girl just smiled at me when I was peeing on road for no reason. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
FAMILY PLANNING: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster — Nikhil Saluja Alcohol Copy Share Image
I did a theatrical performance about puns . It was a play on words. — Nikhil Saluja Language Copy Share Image
That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college! — Nikhil Saluja Clown Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE CEREMONY, a ritual which should be written (o cut down on divorces) -- by adding a line to the groom's questions… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My car broke down outside Pizza Hut last night. So I ordered a pizza to be delivered to my house and got… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If I'm a sarcastic asshole around you it's either because I'm comfortable teasing you or I hate you... good luck figuring out… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Totally cool if anyone wants to unfriend me on facebook- posted 4 times today, but if you unfollow me on twitter I… — Nikhil Saluja Children Copy Share Image
Amazing Home Remedies: A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you listen closely to your body while you're working out, you can hear the calories singing Just gonna stand there and… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Had a weird dream last night that I murdered 4 people who unfollowed me on twitter. But woke up relieved to find… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Do you ever drop something and instead of picking it back up you just stare at on the ground and think about… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Amazing how you can't get anything done when you do nothing. — Nikhil Saluja Alcohol Copy Share Image
WIFE, A female who would rather mend your ways than your socks; — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
