Nikhil Saluja

Sex with your secretary - Employers liability

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

— Nikhil Saluja

The worst thing you can tell me is to relax.

— Nikhil Saluja

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

— Nikhil Saluja

Woman say:I LIKE YOU, BUT. Woman means:I don't like you.

— Nikhil Saluja

Life is all about waiting for weekends.

— Nikhil Saluja

When we listen Music Soul fully, we are in Heaven.!!!

— Nikhil Saluja

I find it cruel that the word lisp has an s in it.

— Nikhil Saluja

In the end, girls really just want one thing from guys, all of our money.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE LICENSE, is the only permit taken out after the hunt is over

— Nikhil Saluja

When a woman agrees to give her husband head for no reason --- there is a reason.

— Nikhil Saluja

I don't always tweet when I'm drunk, but when I do, it's when I'm visiting my family.

— Nikhil Saluja

If Men Got Pregnant: Sons would have to be home from dates by 10 p.m.

— Nikhil Saluja

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece: Gently aging, but still a warmand desirable place to visit.

— Nikhil Saluja

Organization is for people who are too lazy to look for their stuff.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm pretty sure my grandmom watches over me whenever I masturbate. The sound of that walker is so unbearable.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm really bad at recognizing acronyms. Today this teenager told me 'YOLO' and I took it as 'chop me into little pieces…

— Nikhil Saluja

An ordinary person will be with books, An extra ordinary person will be in that book. Be an extra ordinary person like…

— Nikhil Saluja

If you're a person who says Only God can judge me on a regular basis, people are actually judging you a lot…

— Nikhil Saluja

Guys its 2013. Where are the robot women who just want to be friends because youre amazing and theyd die if they…

— Nikhil Saluja

I realized that every part of our body was created for a reason. For example, Your lips were created for kissing. Don't…

— Nikhil Saluja

BUREAUCRACY You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then…

— Nikhil Saluja

Sometimes I think we are capable of great things as a species, but then I notice how many people can't put their…

— Nikhil Saluja

Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls Bad girls think they're fully dressed with just a strand…

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm sending you some kisses, I know you like them.

— Nikhil Saluja

If nothing goes right, go to bed.

— Nikhil Saluja

A girl will warm your heart. The woman will warm your parts.

— Nikhil Saluja

Being rude gets me nowhere but so does being nice.

— Nikhil Saluja

A Woman Never Say: Bar food again? Kick ass.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, Is not a word, but a sentence;

— Nikhil Saluja

Be carefulwith quotations, you can damn anything.

— Nikhil Saluja

Let go of what was and have faith in what will be

— Nikhil Saluja

One of my main goals in life is to finally learn to read.

— Nikhil Saluja

A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.

— Nikhil Saluja

It's all fun and games until someone loses their wifi signal.

— Nikhil Saluja

Bounty Hunter: A seeker of paper towels.

— Nikhil Saluja

Pussy: one of my favorite finger foods.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm not a big fan of cats, but I can make her pussy purr.

— Nikhil Saluja

INFATUATION, A wasting disease easily cured -- by marriage

— Nikhil Saluja

Humor is sorrow plus time divided by farts.

— Nikhil Saluja