The British Royal Family had to be Gujjus - love dressing gaudy whenever they step out. — Nikhil Saluja Love Copy Share Image
Women over 200 pounds with a visible thong should have to register as sex offenders. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I like my porn like I like my food; homemade and sometimes on the kitchen table. — Nikhil Saluja Food Copy Share Image
I just puked and some inspirational tweets came out. Now I know where some of you get your tweets from! — Nikhil Saluja Inspiration Copy Share Image
I recently started selling furniture for a living. Trouble is, it's my own! — Nikhil Saluja Furniture Copy Share Image
Doctor: A person who kills your disease with pills and you with bills. — Nikhil Saluja Doctor Copy Share Image
Sometimes Google should just come back with a message that says trust me, you don't want to know. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Tears running down my face like rain, who would have ever thought that love would come with so much pain. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A very good way to promote civilisation -- if you get a good wife you will be happy, if you get… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I was walking around with my GF when she started playing a Bieber song on cell & now there's vomit all over… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and... um...… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Women are like bowling balls. You pick them up, stick your fingers in them, throw them in the gutter, and they always… — Nikhil Saluja Bowling Copy Share Image
When do these twitter girls will realize that boys are usually following them or retweeting them for sexting & not for their tweets? — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
My wife said Honey , go get a dozen condoms, I'm horny … I said Great Darlin, I'll be right back …… — Nikhil Saluja Marriage Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw how you handled your responsibilities, even when you didn' t feel good, and I… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I got a fortune cookie today. It said I should invest in something fun on four wheels. I don't know if that… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Never make decisions when you are hungry, angry or horny. — Nikhil Saluja Decision making Copy Share Image
Had a dream about boobs. My own. I gotta start working out. — Nikhil Saluja Art work Copy Share Image
