There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it! — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
It is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Whenever you're having doubts about your sexuality, remember that's exactly how female cockroaches feel the whole time. — Nikhil Saluja Time Copy Share Image
I like my women like I like watching my porn on the computer, fucking muted. — Nikhil Saluja Computers Copy Share Image
Roses are red. Violets are blue. They both live in the ground...soon, you will too. — Nikhil Saluja Flowers Copy Share Image
ProTip: If you need a shoulder to cry on...buy a teddy bear or something like a pillow. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If Men Got Pregnant: Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay — Nikhil Saluja Maternity Copy Share Image
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
She: Do You Think Im Fat Now.? Me: No Baby, You Have Just Become My Teddy Bearfrom A Barbie Doll..!! ¥ — Nikhil Saluja Baby Copy Share Image
If you see me wearing pink shirt, shoot me in the head. Because I'm already dead and some alien is using my… — Nikhil Saluja Wearing pink Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A rite where two people, under the influence most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, are required… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
LOVE, The only thing that has changed over the millions of years of playing this game is that trumps have changed from… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dead End is not End that means you have to be careful¦Do not get disturb from small things in your life when… — Nikhil Saluja Bigger dreams Copy Share Image
A Woman Never Say: I don't blame you for ignoring me. I know I'm sore and my parents are in the other… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Had a virtual friend once. But all he did was tweeting all day. Also, his name was Virtual Friend. Man, what was… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
If you send me abusive mentions, I will star it & then retweet your tweets to show you how my twitter life… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Told my mom, I can become the next Hitler if I drop out of school. She laughed hysterically for 2 hours. I'm… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn. — Nikhil Saluja Dreams Copy Share Image
My twitter timeline is way more impressive than my real life. — Nikhil Saluja Alcohol Copy Share Image
