Sleep isn't cutting it for me anymore I need something stronger — Nikhil Saluja Sleep Copy Share Image
My new theory on inertia doesn't seem to be gaining momentum. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Mobile phones do not get you close to people, it just takes you away from the ones sitting next to you — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Consultant is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby. — Nikhil Saluja Consultant Copy Share Image
Girls are a lot like the Lotto, if you're lucky you can hit the pussy jackpot when she gives you the 7 digits. — Nikhil Saluja Jackpot Copy Share Image
With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Ladies, don't complain about why he came home so late. Take him in the room & remind him why he should get… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
WIFE, A lady who is much like an angler -- each think the best one got away; — Nikhil Saluja Anger Copy Share Image
I'm the only man who has a marriage license made out To Whom It My Concern . — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The thing I admire most in my girlfriend is her brains and the way that each of them has an attractive nipple… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
My boss fired me from job today. Unfortunately I need you to impress our clients never means making jokes about them on… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I really can't believe the price some women pay for sunglasses. I'm starting to think it'd be cheaper to get the kitchen… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
After 70, a woman is like Tibet: Beautiful, with a mysterious past andthe wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a… — Nikhil Saluja Adventurous spirit Copy Share Image
Dear scientists, You gave us viagra, cialis and levitra¦ How about you stop playing with our dicks and give us something for… — Nikhil Saluja Science Copy Share Image
If you don't call me all day, I'll understand. If you don't text me all day, I'll understand. When I move on,… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
LOVE, A situation -- when it is true, does not mean gazing into each other's eyes, but looking outward together in the… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I have always considered myself an expert on women's liberation . In the last fifteen years ,I have given two their freedom myself. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
My wife brings up the subject of my affair all the time - especially during sex. To be honest, I wish she'd… — Nikhil Saluja Affair Copy Share Image
That amazing moment when you smack the remote and it works! — Nikhil Saluja Amazing moment Copy Share Image
