EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. — Nikhil Saluja Communication Copy Share Image
Most people don't realize their opinion is irrelevant as fuck. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Girls go to Mars to get more candy bars, boys go to Venus to play with their penis. — Nikhil Saluja Mars Copy Share Image
Fancy restaurant: The only restaurant that serves you cold soup on purpose. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Sweety, that boy doesn't think you are pretty..it's just..you are half naked in your profile picture.. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you're a bald guy who can't grow hair, put mud on your head and grow some grass. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Before Facebook, I would have to punch people in the nose to deny their friend requests. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't tweet for your entertainment and I don't tweet for mine. I have no idea why I do. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Instead of raising awareness for bullying, how about parents just stop raising assholes? — Nikhil Saluja Bullying Copy Share Image
A vagina is a lot like a boxing match. When it all gets too bloody and messy, it's time to throw in… — Nikhil Saluja Time Copy Share Image
Dear scientists, You gave us viagra, cialis and levitra¦ How about you stop playing with our dicks and give us something for… — Nikhil Saluja Science Copy Share Image
If you don't call me all day, I'll understand. If you don't text me all day, I'll understand. When I move on,… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you love someone so much you're waiting for them, you're noble. If you're making someone who loves you wait for you,… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'd rather get all my girls fucked, electrocuted, thrown in a river and eaten by piranhas before becoming a part of inspirational… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
COMMITMENT Female: A desire to get married and raise a family. Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with… — Nikhil Saluja Commitment Copy Share Image
My wife brings up the subject of my affair all the time - especially during sex. To be honest, I wish she'd… — Nikhil Saluja Affair Copy Share Image
I've learned that no matter how you try to protect your children, they will eventually get arrested and end up in the… — Nikhil Saluja Children Copy Share Image
You call me hateful because I'm real. You call me childish because I speak my mind. Sorry, I wasn't taught how to… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone knocks on the bathroom door. — Nikhil Saluja Awkward moment Copy Share Image
I'm sure I have haters, but they probably have their reasons. — Nikhil Saluja Haters Copy Share Image
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes. It's science. — Nikhil Saluja Food Copy Share Image
It's hard to make a comeback When you haven't been anywhere. — Nikhil Saluja Comeback Copy Share Image
