You say Good Night!, I hear Please Fuck me now I beg you. — Nikhil Saluja Good night Copy Share Image
You will never know true happiness until you have truly loved. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Missing someone is part of loving them. Not until you are apart do you realize how much they mean to you. — Nikhil Saluja Being in love Copy Share Image
It's fun to wink at strangers when they're eating a banana to see their reaction until one of them winks back. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I love you not because of anything you have, but because of something that I feel when Im near you. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When I die I want to be be reincarnated as a Lizard. Just so I can finally hear a women say Oh… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I think he's a pretty nice guy is the official slogan for the friend zone. — Nikhil Saluja Friend zone Copy Share Image
DO NOT ask her to send you a picture. Girls hate that shit. If she likes you enough she'll do it on… — Nikhil Saluja Girls Copy Share Image
My wife nearly crashed the car today. Thankfully I remembered to hide the keys. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Or what? You'll release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark they… — Nikhil Saluja Animal Copy Share Image
Two places are MOST VALUABLE in the world: 1. The NICEST place is to be in someones Thoughts, and 2. The SAFEST… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm not a morning person. Or an afternoon person. I'm not a person. I'm a dog who took this phone out of… — Nikhil Saluja Morning Copy Share Image
Dudes are like Boobs, farts, butts, funà And chicks are all like Feelings, feelings, emotions, ice creamà And that's life, bro L-I-F-E — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You know what would be fun? To have a set of twins, name them Dumbo and Goofy and then just sit back… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Woman say:CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS? Woman means:There is no way I'm going to let any part of your body touch any… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Smoking one cigarette shortens your life by 14 minutes, but having sex lengthens it by 12 minutes. So smokers: screw for your lives! — Nikhil Saluja Cigarette Copy Share Image
They say childbirth is the most pain women ever experience. Mothers prepare their daughters for this pain by brushing their hair. — Nikhil Saluja Childbirth Copy Share Image
LOVE, A temporary insanity curable by marriage or the removing of the patient from the influences under which he or she incurred… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Being friendzoned is bad but being boyfriendzoned is worse. — Nikhil Saluja Flirting Copy Share Image
WEAKER SEX: The kind you have after the kids have worn you out. — Nikhil Saluja Alcohol Copy Share Image
Don't underestimate the seductive power of a decent vocabulary. — Nikhil Saluja Language Copy Share Image
