Twitter: where no one is afraid to say the first thing that pops into their head. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Smart girls open their mind . Easy girls open their legs . And foolish girls open their heart. — Nikhil Saluja Foolishness Copy Share Image
I went to see my doctor with a nasty pain in the ass. Turns out he's already met my wife. — Nikhil Saluja Being silly Copy Share Image
Assumptions are those things we make when we are too lazy to check out the facts. — Nikhil Saluja Assumptions Copy Share Image
Relationship Status: Apologizing everytime for saying something hilarious. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I think the guy next to me is gay. I'm trying to take a shit but he keeps giving me looks. I'll… — Nikhil Saluja Urinal Copy Share Image
Idiots don't know they are idiots, I know I am an idiot therefore I am not an idiot ;) — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
My girlfriend got her teeth whitened the other day. Most of it went on her chin though. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I had a bully as a kid. He was dyslexic, so he used to stick Me Kick signs on my back. Then… — Nikhil Saluja Bad grammar Copy Share Image
Women are like waste disposal units. If they're not going to swallow anything I put in them, they won't be in my… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically Converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. — Nikhil Saluja Alcohol Copy Share Image
Arguing over breast size is futile... It's like choosing between different brands - Foster's, Godfather, Corona or Kingfisher! Men may state their… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion… — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
Debt is a form of slavery not prohibited by the Thirteenth Amendment; but it is a form of voluntary servitude that is… — Nikhil Saluja Slavery Copy Share Image
Dear followers, I know that seeing my picture on your timeline makes your day so don't be selfish and make your followers'… — Nikhil Saluja Followers Copy Share Image
News Report: Semen is actually good for teeth. I agree. The more my girlfriend sucks me off, the better chance she has… — Nikhil Saluja Semen Copy Share Image
The treadmill is my therapist. (I stare at it from the couch) — Nikhil Saluja Exercise Copy Share Image
Wait for the one you love. Not the one who found you first. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
