I like my sex like I like my tweets, Forced and meaningless. — Nikhil Saluja Twitter Copy Share Image
If you're happy and you know it... stay the fuck away from me 'cause I'll punch you in the goddamn throat. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ways of Life : The smallest good deed is better than the grandest intention. — Nikhil Saluja Good deed Copy Share Image
When the winds of change blow, some people build walls & other build windmill. — Nikhil Saluja Change Copy Share Image
I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what… — Nikhil Saluja Psychology Copy Share Image
Farting is natures way of telling someone to fuck off but in a nicer way. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I just got a spam email with the subject Unlimited Free Pussies and now I am so fucking confused. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Guys are obsessed with boobs. Almost as much as girls are obsessed with that text message the guy she likes sent her. — Nikhil Saluja Boobs Copy Share Image
LOVE, The only virtue that can be divided endlessly and still not be diminished; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've learned that no matter how you try to protect your children, they will eventually get arrested and end up in the… — Nikhil Saluja Children Copy Share Image
You call me hateful because I'm real. You call me childish because I speak my mind. Sorry, I wasn't taught how to… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, Is much like a pair of shears, so joined so the parts cannot be separated, often moving in opposite directions, yet… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You know it's true love when you find youself saying sweet things you never imagined you'd say like baby, I warmed the… — Nikhil Saluja Love Copy Share Image
If you love someone so much you're waiting for them, you're noble. If you're making someone who loves you wait for you,… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'd rather get all my girls fucked, electrocuted, thrown in a river and eaten by piranhas before becoming a part of inspirational… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
COMMITMENT Female: A desire to get married and raise a family. Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with… — Nikhil Saluja Commitment Copy Share Image
I love helping people getting what they want. Today I overheard a girl saying I'd die for spicy mc burger so I… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Whoever said there is a solution to every problem wasn't ugly. — Nikhil Saluja Problem Copy Share Image
