I just met a girl named Karma. She was actually really sweet. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
It sucks to not get invited to things until you're actually invited to things. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It gets better and then it gets worse and then it may get better and then definitely worse and then we die — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Just read on the back of my baby's shampoo that it says to Keep away from children and now I'm so fucking… — Nikhil Saluja Baby Copy Share Image
Don't ever interrupt me when I'm right in the middle of doing nothing. I really hate it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I just love to give people the good news first so they end up being sad and depressed. — Nikhil Saluja Depressed Copy Share Image
Men are simple creatures. 99% of their problems can be solved with sex, sandwiches, or both. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
A good friend will return your pendrive. A great friend will return it full of porn ! — Nikhil Saluja Friendship Copy Share Image
If you're happy and you know it, why do you feel like telling this to everyone? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
This guy told me that playing the guitar is the best way to calm you down. I bet he never tried smashing… — Nikhil Saluja Calm Copy Share Image
WIFE, A woman who can be labelled intelligent when she sees through her husband -- she's understanding when she sees him through; — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Nothings worse than having diarrhea and having to shit in a wal-mart bathroom, until you sit down and find out there's no… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't give a girl attention or she'll lose interest. If you don't give her attention someone else will. In conclusion, you're fucked. — Nikhil Saluja Attention Copy Share Image
Autobiography Of Mr. Penis When I Was Young, I Was Cute. All Loved To Wash, bMe. Now, All Suck Me, Stroke Me,… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
LOVE, The most slippery word in the human language -- used by knaves to seduce, by fools for comfort, and by most… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A Woman Never Say: I don't blame you for ignoring me. I know I'm sore and my parents are in the other… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Had a virtual friend once. But all he did was tweeting all day. Also, his name was Virtual Friend. Man, what was… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Still waiting for a reply from twitter on adding a Stab button. — Nikhil Saluja Twitter Copy Share Image
