You say Good Night!, I hear Please Fuck me now I beg you. — Nikhil Saluja Good night Copy Share Image
You will never know true happiness until you have truly loved. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
The best way to get rid of someone is to start loving them. — Nikhil Saluja Best way Copy Share Image
I'm thinking of hiring a sharpshooter to 'take care' of my unfollowers. — Nikhil Saluja Twitter Copy Share Image
If you have the slightest feeling that the tweet was about you, it is. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If a girl bangs 10 guys in a year, shes a slut. But if a guy does it¦ hes gay. Definately gay. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I named my first born child after my mother-in-law. In fact, lazy fat ass bitch turns 5 tomorrow. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When I don't get RT's, I assume half of you are sleeping and the other half have a life. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You don't understand me and never will, so don't start that shit about knowing how I feel. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If I follow you, don't tweet about your boyfriend because I'm your boyfriend until further notice. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I follow back everybody for a trial period of 2 weeks. If all your tweets are crappy during that period. I probably… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Women have never been wrong in an argument. Prove her wrong and she'll say See you're stupid. You dont even know what… — Nikhil Saluja Argument Copy Share Image
I just came late to a meeting and this girl said 'better late than never' so I cut of her legs &… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
To make it stand, you wet it. To make it wet, you suck it. To make it stiff, you lick it. To… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
My girl came down from taking a bath, gave me a wink and said, I shaved and you know what that means?… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I looked at you and wanted to say,'Thanks for all the things I saw when you… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, HAPPY, a union which is in full flower when the husband knows what to remember and his wife understands what to… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Maturity is the ability to make a decision and stand by it. The immature spend their lives exploring endless possibilities; then they… — Nikhil Saluja Aging Copy Share Image
Being friendzoned is bad but being boyfriendzoned is worse. — Nikhil Saluja Flirting Copy Share Image
