Wait for the one you love. Not the one who found you first. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I drove my expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Dear Twitter, Why do you have only 140 characters? Sincerely Facebook — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm like a magician, cause if a girl tells me she's pregnant, I'll make my own ass disappear. — Nikhil Saluja Magician Copy Share Image
Opportunity Comes Any Time In Life So Please Keep Three Things Ready. First Resumes Second Passport & Third Condom — Nikhil Saluja Life Copy Share Image
You are growing... when you know what you are but not what you will become. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I really hate idiots. It's so hard to play mind games with them. — Nikhil Saluja Hate Copy Share Image
You are merciful... when you forgive in others the faults you condemn in yourself. — Nikhil Saluja Being the bigger person Copy Share Image
You haven't got her till she saves your name in her contacts with an emoji next to it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My mom says to me, Honey, I don't want you to think I have diabetes because I'm fat. I have diabetes because… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
In time you'll look back and realize some relationships weren't meant to be. Once you accept your new life, and freedom things… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Amazing Home Remedies: For high blood pressure sufferers simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I read that you have to give the person interviewing you something to remember. Apparently that doesn't mean giving them a bite… — Nikhil Saluja Interview Copy Share Image
I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Women really are disgusting, unhygienic creatures. I mean how can they bring themselves to sit on a toilet that has my piss… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you make a meal and take it to a friend who was sick, and… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Call your toilet out so when someone asks you what you did today, it sounds that you actually have a life and… — Nikhil Saluja Life Copy Share Image
The treadmill is my therapist. (I stare at it from the couch) — Nikhil Saluja Exercise Copy Share Image
