Female drivers are the reason we teach our kids to look both ways before crossing the street. — Nikhil Saluja Crossing the street Copy Share Image
She didnt stop loving you. she just decided to stop showing it.. Because no matter how much she tried, you just wouldnt… — Nikhil Saluja Teen love Copy Share Image
Whenever I'm feeling happy, I log on twitter and read your inspirational tweets. — Nikhil Saluja Feeling happy Copy Share Image
Ways of Life : The pursuit of happiness is: the chase of a lifetime! — Nikhil Saluja Happiness Copy Share Image
Just found out that my girlfriends are just using me for my penis and good looks. — Nikhil Saluja Girlfriends Copy Share Image
I hate it when my wife asks me how my day was, because it's like, doesn't she read my tweets? — Nikhil Saluja Marriage Copy Share Image
Everybody is tweeting from work. No wondering why the world economy is going down the drain. — Nikhil Saluja Economics Copy Share Image
When I kill a mosquito I smear its blood on my face like a tribal warrior as a warning to other mosquitos. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you text me first you better have something to talk about. Don't hit me up expecting me to start the conversation.… — Nikhil Saluja Communication Copy Share Image
Saying youll wake up early in the morning to get something done, then in the morning convincing yourself its not that important. — Nikhil Saluja Convincing yourself Copy Share Image
If you recall childhood, you may remember that the kids who stuck straws and cigarettes up their noses back then seemed funnier… — Nikhil Saluja Childhood Copy Share Image
I'm going to finally introduce my GirlFriend to my friends. I hope they don't think she's crazy because she likes to live… — Nikhil Saluja Friends Copy Share Image
Sometimes all you can say is, I've learned all I can learn from this person and we've grown all we can together,… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Joyful people succeed, joyful people empower, joyful people inspire. Empower yourself with inspired intentions and allow yourself to succeed at all you… — Nikhil Saluja Being a good person Copy Share Image
MAKING LOVE: Man: Call it what you want just as long as we end up in bed. Woman: The greatest expression of… — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
There is a big controversy on the Jewish view of when life begins. In Jewish tradition, the fetus is not considered viable… — Nikhil Saluja Judaism Copy Share Image
