I started out with nothing...and I still have most of it left. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
A relationship is more than finding the right person, its also about BEING the right person. — Nikhil Saluja Finding the right person Copy Share Image
If someone fucks up, let them know. But if they keep fucking up, let them go! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've learned to say Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke in 6 languages. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Think about parents' nude bodies during foreplay; resultant loss of erection will prevent potential unsafe sex. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
It's impossible to look at a woman eating a banana and not think of a blow job. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My GirlFriend told me that she want me to act a little more like her father. So I fucked her mom. — Nikhil Saluja Father Copy Share Image
Calm down. It's not like I killed the guy. I just bashed his head several times on the pavement and threw him… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Twitter really is the funniest, most addictive, non-productive shit ever. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If a guy tells you he's not ready for a relationship, it's ok to give him time. Just not any of yours...he's… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
When friends at work ask me to hang out I tell them I'm busy at home and friends at home that I'm… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you give of your time and money to help people who had nothing, and… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Theres two kinds of women: The kind that get married and have a bunch of kids, and The kind that stay single… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
My Wife was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate. She got a mudpack and looked… — Nikhil Saluja Beauty Copy Share Image
Women say, It's not the size of the boat that matters, but motion in the ocean. My boat sinks right away and… — Nikhil Saluja River Copy Share Image
I think I might vote for Barack Obama. Because I live in New York City and have been giving black guys change… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I took nine years of French, but I can't remember any of it. I realized on the plane ride over that if… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
