Don't underestimate the seductive power of a decent vocabulary. — Nikhil Saluja Language Copy Share Image
I bet if I punch you in the nose, other people's business would come out. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you act like every other girl, you'll get treated like every other girl — Nikhil Saluja Girl Copy Share Image
A smart ass : Someone who can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you what flavor it is. — Nikhil Saluja Food Copy Share Image
God made woman and the other day he made beer because he was like holy fuck, sorry bro. — Nikhil Saluja Beer Copy Share Image
I think the most impressive thing about the activity tab on twitter is that I never use it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Proud to announce I've now entered the pull my pants down when I pee stage of life. — Nikhil Saluja Life Copy Share Image
My friends are weird. They think that I can't I'm on twitter isn't a good excuse not to leave the house. — Nikhil Saluja Friends Copy Share Image
How to Piss Off A Woman : Tie her to the bed, describe all the erotic things you plan to do. Then… — Nikhil Saluja Bowling Copy Share Image
You know why the US can't find Osama Bin Laden? They're using the wrong agency to look for him. Don't send the… — Nikhil Saluja Army navy Copy Share Image
I still remember how we started talking, I trusted you with things I would have never trusted anyone else with, and then… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I eat all kinds of pussy just in case some jerk hacks my Twitter and says I eat all kinds of pussy… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
DEMOCRACY You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point that you must sell them both in order to pay… — Nikhil Saluja Democracy Copy Share Image
Asking for a follow back is like telling a stranger on the street you love them. There is a huge chance they… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
WIFE, WISE, one who makes her husband feel as if he is head of the house when, in reality, he is only… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It sucks when you try to blackmail someone & it doesn't work. 'If you do this ever, I'm never going to talk… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
