“A CEO is a board of directors personified.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Board of directors Copy Share Image
“The present is an eternal attempt to separate the past from the future.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Eternal Copy Share Image
“Most employees don’t really want to be highly-paid; they just want to earn more than their peers, and, more importantly, more than… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Employee Copy Share Image
“Not every single broke and unemployed person needs a job; some need customers.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Broke Copy Share Image
“When we see a good-looking woman with a not-so-good-looking man, we assume that the man must have a good bank balance. When… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Dating Copy Share Image
“I used to think that size does not count, until I realized that most people either find other people’s faeces more disgusting… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Animal Copy Share Image
“At times the best thing you can do for someone is to refuse to help them.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Assistance Copy Share Image
To leave a man's ego bigger, retweet him. To leave his faculty of reasoning better, challenge his tweet. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Agreement Copy Share Image
“We, in the interest of the so-called progress, have been persuaded to leave the production and at times the cooking of our… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Adage Copy Share Image
“Air freshener is man’s pitiful attempt to have his food smell as good, after digestion, as they did, before ingestion.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Before and after Copy Share Image
“Using money in one’s attempt to put an end to poverty is like using a border in one’s attempt to put an… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Borders Copy Share Image
“Some women are good-looking … until they change their hairstyle.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Deception Copy Share Image
“Some hills are each only a few centimeters short of being a mountain.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Difference-between Copy Share Image
“Everybody is talking about the Law of Attraction. Nobody is talking about the Law of Action.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Action Copy Share Image
“You know you made it, when people you know, tell people they know, that you know them.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Failure Copy Share Image
“To the family of a victim of a fatal accident, the deceased was at the wrong place at the wrong time. To… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Accident Copy Share Image
“Some people will insult your intelligence by suddenly being nice or nicer to you once you make it … or they think… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Aphorism Copy Share Image
“The slave cannot be made to defecate for the master.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Employee Copy Share Image
“For the duration of his erection: To a horny man, all women are the most beautiful woman in the world.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Beautiful woman Copy Share Image
“To come across as younger than they are: Women buy creams that promise to slow aging; men buy fast cars.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Aging Copy Share Image
“All civilized wo/men are prostitutes: Some sell what's between their legs; the rest sell what's between their ears.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Civilization Copy Share Image
“Generally, men prefer dating women they love over women who love them; women prefer the opposite.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Dating Copy Share Image
“Instead of being regarded as intelligent or knowledgeable, many a woman would rather be regarded as beautiful or good in the kitchen;… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Able Copy Share Image
