“With the freedom to ask whatever comes the freedom to answer however.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Answer Copy Share Image
“Being a 'good' parent is more about the parent, and, less about the 'supposedly-could-have-been-bad' child.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Child Copy Share Image
“The are two types of vegetarians: (1) those who have beef with chicken; and (2) those who are too chicken to have beef.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Beef Copy Share Image
“Air freshener is man’s pitiful attempt to have his food smell as good, after digestion, as they did, before ingestion.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Before and after Copy Share Image
“People who get offended by your not saying 'Thank you!' … after they’ve paid you a compliment were merely desperate to be… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Appreciation Copy Share Image
“Some people have made some mistakes … and some mistakes have made some people.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Abortion Copy Share Image
“Makeup often makes a woman look like another woman; and/or like she is another woman.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Another woman Copy Share Image
“Stolen oranges also have Vitamin C. Likewise, a stolen salmon, too, has omega-3 fatty acids.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Aphorism Copy Share Image
“Life humbles the rich by giving them problems that money can’t resolve, or, dissolve. Life enslaves the poor by giving them problems… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Life Copy Share Image
“Just like how most if not all poor boys look up to and aspire to someday be rich men, most if not… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Adage Copy Share Image
“There is a correlation between one’s estimation of the odds of finding a new lover who is, at the least, of the… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Breakups Copy Share Image
“We are quantity-obsessed: Instead of living for 30 pleasant years (and then calling it a life), most people would rather live for… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Death Copy Share Image
“Some women do not masturbate for pleasure; they masturbate to make a political statement: to remind us that women do not really… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Aids Copy Share Image
“Some of us were brought into this troubled world primarily or only to increase our fathers’ chances of not being left by… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Adage Copy Share Image
“*Paying one’s last respects* is about the payer, not the paid. (Who attends the funeral — and who doesn’t — is the… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Death Copy Share Image
“We, in the interest of the so-called progress, have been persuaded to leave the production and at times the cooking of our… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Adage Copy Share Image
“Religion makes people kill each other. Science supplies them with weapons.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Beliefs Copy Share Image
“Starving whilst schooled is like a man’s finding out that his wife is on her periods … a few seconds after he… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Employee Copy Share Image
“Though you can love what you do not master, you cannot master what you do not love.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Dedication Copy Share Image
“It takes immaturity to be hurt by the fact that someone does not trust you.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Adultery Copy Share Image
“A church service starts and ends with a prayer. A magazine starts and ends with an advert.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Advertisements Copy Share Image
“Greed is a contagious mental illness without which civilization as we know it would not have been possible.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Acquisitiveness Copy Share Image
“Mindfulness is by far the most supreme expression of gratefulness for being alive.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Alive Copy Share Image
“It is even more painful to have your heart broken by someone who you know does not deserve you.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Breakup Copy Share Image
“12% of employees study further to learn more. 88% of employees study further to earn more.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Books Copy Share Image
“An educated woman is seen as a human being with a vagina. An uneducated woman is seen as a vagina with a… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Degree Copy Share Image
“To come across as younger than they are: Women buy creams that promise to slow aging; men buy fast cars.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Aging Copy Share Image
“Thinking protects us against experiencing the overwhelming wonderfulness of life.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Life Copy Share Image
“A genius does what he masters. An ordinary man tries to master what he does.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Bills Copy Share Image
“To put an arrogant 'famous' singer in her place: pretend to be deaf.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Arrogance Copy Share Image
“We love being mentally strong, but we hate situations that allow us to put our mental strength to good use.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Adversity Copy Share Image
“The death of a billionaire is worth more to the media than the lives of a billion poor people.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Ad Copy Share Image
“An expensive coffin does not decrease the deceased’s chances of going to hell.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Adage Copy Share Image
“98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Comedians Copy Share Image
“The definition of 'Employment' by an employer, and, that by an employee, are seldom the same.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Definition Copy Share Image
“Narcissism is as profitable to a model as scruffiness is to a homeless person.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Advertising Copy Share Image
“A straight face is an ignorant man’s attempt to appear knowledgeable.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Act Copy Share Image
“Reading leads to knowing more. Knowing more leads to arrogance. Reading further leads to humbleness.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Arrogance Copy Share Image
“It is a rare blessing to not want to live a second longer than you will live.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Blessing Copy Share Image
“Nothing complements a fast mind better than a slow tongue. And nothing aggravates a slow mind better than a fast tongue.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Aggravate Copy Share Image
