“Between Monday and Saturday men make an audience. On Sunday, they make a congregation.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Advertising Copy Share Image
“We owe some of our successes to people who did not want to help us more than we do to those who… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Assist Copy Share Image
“Being yourself is easier than trying to be someone else. The former requires no effort.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Easier Copy Share Image
“For the most expensive way to realize an orgasm, men open their wallets. For the cheapest, they close their eyes.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Eyes Copy Share Image
“A child is one of the most common results of the lack or loss of self-control.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Antinatalism Copy Share Image
“Your friends love you for who you are. Your family loves you for what you are.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Family Copy Share Image
“The less knowledgeable a nation is, the more 'miracles' the nation has.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Divided-and-conquered Copy Share Image
“We live life passively whenever we are not practicing mindfulness.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Life Copy Share Image
“Nothing humbles a beautiful woman better than not being wanted by a man whose girlfriend or wife is ugly (or not as… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Aphorism Copy Share Image
“Half of mindfulness is not thinking about what has, might have, could have, or should have happened, or what will, could, or… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Anxiety Copy Share Image
“A 'good man' is a male creature that survives the endless episodes that its woman spends complaining about women who she hates,… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Complaints Copy Share Image
“There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Correlation Copy Share Image
“If the food that one ate the night before were somehow able to be seen and identified through one’s clothes throughout the… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Adage Copy Share Image
“In some cases, people with a body (whose size) they did not long for are victims of having a bank balance (whose… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Bank-balance Copy Share Image
“*Live fast, die young, and, leave a good looking corpse.* is dumb. When dead, looks matters not. (Furthermore, the corpse will only… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Corpse Copy Share Image
“He who acquired all his wealth by *being at the right place at the right time* is hypocritical by being angry for… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Hypocrisy Copy Share Image
“Taking good care of your husband or wife is the best way to thank their parent or parents for having taken good… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Aphorism Copy Share Image
“The sight of an obese poor man — like that of a skinny rich man — is puzzling.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Money Copy Share Image
“Most employees are smarter than their employers. All employers are braver than their employees.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Bravery Copy Share Image
“Most women have low standards. All they strive for is a highly paid man.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Dating Copy Share Image
“You don’t really need to be intelligent to be a 'top student.' All that you have to do is to forget the… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Education Copy Share Image
“For their holidays: the rich go see the world; the poor go see their parents.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Children Copy Share Image
“Eating a salad (in public) is an overweight person’s attempt to appear in control.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Control Copy Share Image
“Spam is a waste of the receivers’ time, and, a waste of the sender’s optimism.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Advertising Copy Share Image
“Looking but not seeing is the hearing but not understanding of the eye.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Ambiguity Copy Share Image
“The religious worry about life after death at the expense of life before death.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Death Copy Share Image
“A writer's pen depreciates with every word that it writes. Whereas she appreciates with every word that she writes.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Writer Copy Share Image
“A maid’s yard, house, wardrobe, fridge, etc. sometimes also serve as her master’s dustbin or dumpsite.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Adage Copy Share Image
“We almost always only greet strangers when we need something from them (time, directions, etc.).” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Directions Copy Share Image
“A model’s opinion seldom matters. The only time that he is required to open his mouth is when he is required to… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Camera Copy Share Image
“Life punishes those who have things in abundance by making them worry about petty things like: what to wear, or, which car… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Abundance Copy Share Image
“Mindfulness is the difficult art of simply replacing thinking with experiencing.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Art Copy Share Image
“In reality most human beings are not, to most human beings, more important than money.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Adage Copy Share Image
“The wise treat horniness like a hiccup; the foolish, like an asthma attack.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Abstinence Copy Share Image
“Work is a vehicle with which man chases some fleeting destination called a full tummy.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Employee Copy Share Image
“Intellect is the virtue of ignoring one’s emotions’ attempt to contaminate one’s opinions.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Ad-hominem Copy Share Image
If every lover was treated like they matter everyday; Valentine's Day wouldn't be so special. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Dating Copy Share Image
“Life isn’t really short. There are just too many good books to read in one lifetime.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Books Copy Share Image
“Man usually sees what he is looking for; seldom what he is looking at.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Divided-and-conquered Copy Share Image
“We often want to hear, not what is true, but what we want to hear.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Advice Copy Share Image
